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Action Heroine versus Horror Heroine – What’s the Diff?
Notice that it’s horror heroine and not horror chick. A film can have a sorority’s worth of horror chicks, but only one horror chick gets to be the Final Girl, that heroine who outlasts all the rest. Our action heroine … Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, Versus
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2012 (2009) Spoilers Galore!
I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 2012, action, Amanda Peet, Apocalypse, ark, Beatrice Rosen, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Columbia Pictures, Danny Glover, disaster movie, Dr. Phil, end of the world, explosion, Harald Kloser, Independence Day, intense disaster sequences, John Cusack, language, Mayan, Mayan Long Count calendar, Oliver Platt, PG-13, Roland Emmerich, Serenity, Sony, Spoilers, Thandie Newton, the Operative, Thomas McCarthy, tsunami, visual effects, Woody Harrelson, Y2K, Yellowstone National Park, Zlatko Buric
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