Tag Archives: Saoirse Ronan

Hanna (2011)

Watching Hanna and expecting a blood-soaked action movie is like watching softcore porn when you are expecting hardcore porn. You’re really excited and into it at first, then as time goes on and they don’t get to the good stuff, … Continue reading

Share
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Coming Attraction: Hanna (2011) – Think Hitgirl, Not Montana

I guess since Kick-Ass’s Hitgirl was such a hit, Hollywood has decided to try it again with Hanna. This time a 14-year-old girl played by The Lovely Bones‘ Saoirse Ronan is trained by her father (Eric Bana) to be the perfect … Continue reading

Share
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, trailers | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

The Lovely Bones Spoiler

Now, when I hear that Peter Jackson is behind a film, I expect it to be chock-FULL of orcs getting decapitated and elves and dwarves counting baddies they’ve killed. The Lovely Bones is, unfortunately, nothing like that and is certainly … Continue reading

Share
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments