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Spoiler Free! Scream 4 (2011): Another Tiresome Reboot?

First off, I love the original Scream trilogy, especially the first one. So there is a part of me that is glad to see that there’s possibly another trilogy on the way even though there is absolutely NO NEED to … Continue reading

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Hanna (2011)

Watching Hanna and expecting a blood-soaked action movie is like watching softcore porn when you are expecting hardcore porn. You’re really excited and into it at first, then as time goes on and they don’t get to the good stuff, … Continue reading

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Sucker Punch (2011)

When I first heard about Sucker Punch, I thought it looked great. And I was right, it looked great, but it was not a great movie. Set in the 1950s, Baby Doll (Emily Browning) is sent to a mental institution … Continue reading

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Season of the Witch (2011): Fast Paced Fantasy Fun

The first weekend in January is often seen as the weakest weekend for opening films just because you still have the “amazing” end of year films in theater and a lot of people are looking to either save money after … Continue reading

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Unstoppable (2010)

Unstoppable: Opening your eyes to how much human errors can really f*** up your day! Think about it. One guy decides to jump out of the train’s cab and then can’t get back in, making several cities in danger. Ooopsie! … Continue reading

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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!

If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading

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AMC’s The Walking Dead Episode 2 Review!

I have been fortunate enough to see the first two episodes of AMC’s upcoming TV series The Walking Dead, which is based on the popular comic book of the same name by Robert Kirkman. I’m pretty freakin’ pumped about this … Continue reading

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RED (2010)

55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and … Continue reading

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