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Coming Attraction: Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Are you ready!?! From the Lionsgate Films press release: “I live. I love. I slay…I am content.” – Conan The Barbarian The most legendary Barbarian of all time is back this Summer. Having thrived and evolved for eight consecutive decades … Continue reading

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.

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