Tag Archives: R-rated

Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence | 12 Comments

Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong. Continue reading →

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza

Posted on August 5, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Hard Ticket to Hawaii: So ridiculous and awful that it’s hilarious and awesome! Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, YouTube | Tagged Andy Sidaris, babes, bombs, boobs, breasts, bullets, Bullets Bombs and Babes, Dona Speir, gore, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Hope Marie Carlton, Malibu Bay Films, Nudity, Playboy Playmates, R-rated, Ronn Moss, Sex Scene, softcore, Triple B Collection, violence | 4 Comments

Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations

Posted on July 22, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.”

Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-rated, Western | Tagged action, Carrie Snodgress, Chris Penn, Clint Eastwood, Dennis Shryack, gore, Michael Butler, Michael Moriarty, Pale Rider, R-rated, Richard Dysart, Richard Kiel, Sydney Penny, violence, Western | 6 Comments

The Specialist (1994) review: Isn’t That Special

Posted on June 24, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

If you want to see a good action film, or even a mediocre action film, then don’t watch The Specialist. There are a few good things about this flick, like when the end credits start rolling. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, action movies, Alexandra Seros, Eric Roberts, James Woods, John Shirley, language, Luis Llosa, Nudity, R-rated, Rod Steiger, Sex Scene, sexuality, Sharon Stone, strong violence, Sylvester Stallone, The Specialist | 3 Comments

Crank: High Voltage (2009)- Upping the Voltage and Craziness of the Original

Posted on June 10, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks! Continue reading →