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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Ben Gazzara, boobs, breasts, David Lee Henry, explosion, Kelly Lynch, Marshall Teague, nude, Nudity, Patrick Swayze, picnic, polar bear, R-rated, Rambo, Road House, Rowdy Herrington, Sam Elliott, sex, Silver Pictures, skinny dipping, skinnydipping, strong graphic violence, strong language, Sunshine Parker
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Plane (2023) Review: Tony Goldwyn for President
My expectations for PLANE were higher than the snow on the tallest mountain, higher than the beams of sunshine tickling the Earth, higher than the people in the parking lot of a Phish concert. Continue reading
1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!
Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie, R-rated, science fiction, So Bad They're Good
Tagged 1990 The Bronx Warriors, 1990: The Bronx Warriors plot, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Christopher Connelly, Enzo Castellari, Fred Williamson, Marco De Gregorio, Mark Gregory, Massimo Vanni, movie, post-apocalyptic, R-rated, Stefania Girolami Goodwin, The Bronx Warriors ending, The Bronx Warriors spoilers, Vic Morrow, violence, zombies
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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks
Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, holiday, horror, R-rated
Tagged Anna Paquin, Bad Hat Harry Productions, boobs, breasts, Brian Cox, candy, costumes, Dylan Baker, graphic violence, Halloween, horror, jack-o'-lantern, Lauren Lee Smith, Leslie Bibb, Michael Dougherty, principal, Quinn Lord, R-rated, revenge, Rochelle Aytes, Sam, sex, special bus, spoiler, Trick 'r Tweet, Twilight Zone
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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, Snap! You Got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because this ’80s action classic features Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking an astonishing amount of ass. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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