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Coming Attraction: Rambo V Update
There have been a lot of rumors about what the plot of Rambo V will actually be about. Some have said that Rambo V will be about Rambo finding out he has a daughter and battling human traffickers, or it being … Continue reading
Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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