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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!
Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, 3-D, action, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 3-D, action, adventure, Cam Gigandet, cost extra, cross shurikens, explosion, horror, Karl Urban, kill, Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Paul Bettany, PG-13, Priest, Priest 3D, shurikens, Vampires
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Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Cera, Sly, Guns, Knives, Video Games, One-Ups, Hefty Smurf, & Mr. T
It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables! Sylvester Stallone’s action masterpiece won at the box office, but does Scott Pilgrim vs. the World hold its own when compared for sheer cinematic joy? Joining Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill are The Action Chick webcomic … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, comedy, fantasy, PG-13, R-rated, superhero, YouTube
Tagged 7 evil exes, Aaron Aguilera, Abominable Snowman, action, action flick, action movie, adventure, Amanda Bynes, Andre Meadows, Arnold Schwarzenegger, assault rifle, Black Dynamite, Black Nerd, Brandon Lee, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Bruce Willis, Bryan Lee O'Malley, Carl Weathers, Carter Friend, Chris Evans, comedy, comic books, Dirty Dozen, Dolph Lundgren, Donkey Kong, Double Rainbow, Dwayne Johnson, Edgar Wright, Envy Adams, Expendables 2, explosions, fantasy, Fast and Furious, Fat Albert, fight, Ford Taurus, futbol, graphic novel, Grindhouse, Guns, Henry Rollins, Hollywood Walk of Fame, hot lesbian, How I Met Your Mother, Hulk, Ingrid Haas, Jaleel White, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jeff Speakman, Jet Li, Joe Piscopo, Kieran Culkin, knife throwing, knives, Knives Chau, lesbian, Levi Johnston, Looney Tunes, Louis Gossett Jr., Lucas Lee, make love, Marko’s Corner, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mega buster, Mega Man, Megabuster, mercenaries, Michael Cera, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Jai White, Mickey Rourke, Mike Tyson, military, MMA, Moose, Movie Mob, Mr. T., neck break, Nerf, Nerf gun, not a tumor, Oni Press, Perfect Weapon, PG-13, pirates, Planet Hollywood, poster, R-rated, Rambo, Ramona Flowers, Randy Couture, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, romance, Roxy Richter, Russell Pinkston, scone, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, Scott Pilgrim versus the Universe, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, Selena Gomez, seven evil exes, sex, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Sly Stallone, Somewherein Vegas, Stephen Stills, Steve Buscemi, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Street Knight, Sylvester Stallone, tag team, Terry Crew, Terry Crews, The Crow, The Dirty Dozen, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Rock, Tiny Lister, Todd Ingram, True Lies, Van Damme, Vin Diesel, Ving Rhames, Wayne Gretski, XXX, YouTube
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Who Wins?
BIG THANKS to both Mike (above) and MarQ (below) for these great images they created on such short notice. actionchick: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – which will top next weekend’s box office? The Expendables! J_ColeSlaW: The Expendables!!! CLNFRQHR: Expendables will DEFINITELY … Continue reading
Posted in action, Facebook, superhero, twitter
Tagged 7 evil exes, Aaron Aguilera, action, adventure, Alison Pill, Amin Joseph, Angel Batista, Anna Kendrick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Aubrey Plaza, Avatar, Ben Lewis, Bill Hader, box office, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Brittany Murphy, Bruce Willis, Bryan Lee O'Malley, Charisma Carpenter, Chris Evans, Clifton Collins Jr, Comeau, comedy, comic books, coming attractions, Crash, Danny Trejo, Dave Callaham, David Zaya, Dirty Dozen, Dolph Lundgren, Edgar Wright Michael Bacall, Ellen Wong, Emily Kassie, Envy Adams, Eric Roberts, Erik Knudsen, Expendables 2, fantasy, Gary Daniels, Gideon Gordon Graves, Giselle Itie, Grindhouse, Ingrid Haas, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Johnny Simmons, Julie Powers, Kerr Hewitt, Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall, Kieran Culkin, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Kristina Pesic, Liam Hemsworth, Lucas Lee, Machete, Mae Whitmn, Mark Webber, Marko Head, Marko’s Corner, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, mercenaries, Michael Cera, Mickey Rourke, military, Millennium Films, Nelson Franklin, Oni Press, Other Scott, PG-13, pirates, Planet Hollywood, poster, preview, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Rambo, Ramona Flowers, Randy Couture, Robert Rodriguez, romance, Ross Francis, Roxy Richter, Satya Bhabha Matthew Patel, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, Scott Pilgrim versus the Universe, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, seven evil exes, Shrek, Somewherein Vegas, Stacey Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Dirty Dozen, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Other Guys, Thomas Jane, Todd Ingram, trailer, trailers, Van Damme, Wallace Wells, war, Winifred Hailey, Young Neil, YouTube
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Coming Attraction: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!!! Yay! This film is based on the popular series of books by the same name. It is about Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) who is trying to win over a girl, but first he must defeat … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, movie
Tagged action, Alison Pill, Anna Kendrick, Big Talk Productions, Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, comic book, coming attractions, Dr. Evil, Edgar Wright, Jason Schwartzman, Kieran Culkin, language, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Bacall, Michael Cera, PG-13, Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, sexual content, stylized violence
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Coming Attraction: The Clash of the Titans (2010)
The Clash of the Titans is another film about Greek mythology and another remake. I pretty recently watched another film based on Greek mythology, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, came out. While I didn’t dislike Percy Jackson, I didn’t love it just because of its PG nature. So I’m hoping The Clash of the Titans will be the bloody Greek action film that Percy Jackson wasn’t. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Coming Attractions, movie, PG-13, trailers
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, Avatar, coming attractions, Earth, Gemma Arterton, Greek mythology, Hades, Jason Flemyng, Kraken, Liam Neeson, Louis Leterrier, Medusa, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Perseus, PG-13, Phil Hay, Ralph Fiennes, Sam Worthington, Terminator Salvation, The Clash of the Titans, trailer, Travis Beacham, Warner Bros. Pictures, YouTube, Zeus
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Armored DVD Release – Who Would YOU Rob?
The heist movie Armored comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray next Tuesday the 16th. Between now and then, while I’m in Austin for SXSW (the South By SouthWest film festival), I’d like to know who you would rob if you were … Continue reading
Posted in action, announcement, YouTube
Tagged Amaury Nolasco, Andre Jamal Kinney, Armored, armored car, Columbus Short, contest, Dark Side, film fest, film festival, Fred Ward, Garry Guerrier, Glenn Taranto, heist, intense action violence, James V. Simpson, Jean Reno, Larry Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne, Lorna Raver, Matt Dillon, Milo Ventimiglia, Nick Jameson, Nimród Antal, PG-13, robbery, Robert Harvey, Screen Gems, Sith, Skeet Ulrich, Sony, South By Southwest, Star Wars, SXSW, The Heist, trailer, YouTube
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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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Catwoman (2004)
What better way to start off the best series, “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day,” than with the worst movie, Catwoman! Catwoman has earned herself a spot in my series because she is a kick ass female, despite … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, superhero, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, actress, Alex Borstein, anti-hero, anti-heroine, Associated Press, Awful films, Batman, Batman Begins, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Kane, Byron Mann, casting, casting news, cat lady, cat-burglar, Catwoman, Dark Knight, DC Comics, Frances Conroy, Halle Berry, Halley Berry, Hero, IMDB, jewel thief, John D. Brancato, John Rogers, Lambert Wilson, Michael Ferris, Michael Massee, Michael Uston, news, PG-13, Pitof, prequel, Razzies, Selina Kyle, sequel, Sharon Stone, speculation, spin-off, spinoff, Sun, superhero, superheroine, supervillain, supervillainess, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Sun, Theresa Rebeck, thieft, villain, villainess, Warner Bros. Pictures
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