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Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Jackass 3-D (2010)
I can say without a doubt that Jackass 3D is one film set I would never want to visit. It would be really cool to meet these guys and maybe hang out with them…from a distance. And by “distance” I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated, TV
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, Balls, Bam Margera, bodily waste, butt, butt sweat, crotch, crotch shot, Dunn, excrement, fecal matter, feces, film, jackass 3-d, Jackass 3D, Johnny Knoxville, Mafia, nude, Nudity, pee, penis, penises, perspiration, piss, poop, Preston Lacy, Ryan Dunn, Spoilers, Steve-O, stunts, sweat, testicles, TV, urine, vomit, Wee Man
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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom
Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 1.21 gigawatts, 3-D, 4-D, action, Adam Scott, Alexandre Aja, beach, bikini, Birds, bisexual, blood, Blue-footed booby, bombs, Bonnie Morgan, boob, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Brooklynn Prouix, butt, buttocks, Christopher Lloyd, Cody Longo, Devanny Pinn, Devra Korwin, Dimension Films, Dina Meyer, Drugs, Eli Roth, Elisabeth Shue, Elizabeth Shue, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, explosion, fish, flash, flashing, Genevieve Alexandra, Gianna Michaels, Girls Gone Wild, gore, Gregory Nicotero, Guns, gunshot, heterosexual, horror, indecent exposure, Jaws, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Szohr, Joe Francis, Kelly Brook, kiss, kissing, Kym Stys, lake, lesbian, lewd, Mantra Films, movie, Nancy Walters, Nicole Randall, nude, Nudity, Paul Scheer, penis, piranha, Piranha 3-D, pole dancer, public nudity, Ricardo Chavira, Richard Dreyfuss, Richard Dreysuff, Riley Steele, sequel, sex, shark, spring break, Steven R. McQueen, summer, theater, thriller, topless, video, Ving Rhames, violence, voyeur, voyeurism, water, Weinstein Company, wet t-shirt
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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale
Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action movies, Balthazar Getty, Ben Affleck, Chris Moore, Clu Gulager, comedy, Dimension Films, drug content, Eric Dane, Feast, gore, Harvey Weinstein, Henry Rollins, Hero, horror, Jason Mewes, Jay and Silent Bob, Jenny Wade, John Gulager, Josh Zuckerman, Judah Friedlander, Krista Allen, language, Marcus Dunstan, Matt Damon, monster, Navi Rawat, Patrick Melton, penis, Project Greenlight, R-rated, sexuality, violence, Wes Craven
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Watchmen (2009)
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, R-rated, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Adrian Veidt, Alan Moore, Alex Tse, alternate history, Billy Crudup, boobs, breasts, Carla Gugino, Charlton Comics, Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, DC Comics, Doctor Manhatten, Dr. Manhatten, Earth-4, female nudity, Jackie Earl Haley, Jackie Earle Hailey, Jackie Earle Haley, Jacky Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Higgins, Lauri Jupiter, male nudity, Malin Akerman, Matt Frewer, Matthew Goode, Moloch, Moloch the Mystic, Night Owl, Nite Owl, Nite Owl II, nude, Nudity, Ozymandius, Pat Buchanan, Patrick Wilson, penis, R-rated, Rorschach, Sally Jupiter, sci-fi, science fiction, Sex Scene, Silk Specter, Silk Spectre, Silk Spectre II, Solid Snake, spoiler, Stephen McHattie, superhero, superhero sex, superhero team, superheroes, Tales of the Black Freighter, The Comedian, vagina, Vietnam War, vigilante, Walter Kovacs, Watchmen, Watchmen: The IMAX Experience, Zack Snyder
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