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Watchmen (2009)

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading

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Resident Evil (2002)

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading

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3-D from 3 She’s: Three Out of Three Genre Girls Agree.

While they vary in what they say, one thing is clear: Three out of three genre girls agree that My Bloody Valentine 3-D is bloody fun to see. Continue reading

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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. Continue reading

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Sin City (2005)

There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination. Continue reading

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The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008) – Now with Boobs!

Lost Boys: The Tribe is basically The Lost Boys: Now With Boobs! Lost Boys I and II are so similar that you should rewind Lost Boys and watch it again instead of watching the second one. Continue reading

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Nothing says good old fashioned scary zombie movie like having two hot women kick some zombie . . . Continue reading

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

I am talking about the remake, the one from 2004. I mean, I love this movie so much I would marry it, and gladly have its zombie babies. Continue reading

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