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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!

If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading

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Reasons to Love Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Action Flick Chick Katrina met Lloyd Kaufman, head of Troma Entertainment (home to The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke ‘Em High, Tromeo and Juliet), during this year’s San Diego Comic-Con International. “Speaking of action CHICKS,” Kaufman asked later, “have you … Continue reading

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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale

Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading

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Cloverfield (2008)

It’s a good movie overall, great for a scary movie night. The lesson that can be learned here is to never live in New York. Crap always goes down in New York first. Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Incredible Hulk vs. The Barely Credible

The lethal ladies of Arterial Spray can’t agree on whether The Incredible Hulk sucks or rocks. Find out why. Continue reading

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008): More Mummies, Minus Some Magic

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor starts off slow, too slow, but picks up speed and becomes a very watchable, never dull bit of cinema with some interesting ideas and clever visuals that might have been more impressive had the movie managed to seize us earlier like the series’ previous installments. Continue reading

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