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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Who Would You Cast for The Expenda-Belles?

The internet has been on fire with the news of a female version of The Expendables. Variety reports “Adi Shankar’s banner 1984 Private Defense Contractors has tapped Dutch Southern to write an all-female riff on the star-studded action franchise. Shankar (‘The … Continue reading

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5 Throat Rips That Will Leave You Speechless!

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Action Flick Chick Twitter Action movies will often feature explosions, car chases, and hand to hand combat, but not all of them delve into the brutality of having the hero rip someone’s throat out. A hero has to have a … Continue reading

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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)

Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading

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Underworld: Awakening (2012)

Kate Beckinsale is back and more of a gorgeous badass than ever before! In Underworld: Awakening, she reprises her role as Selene, a vampire with a cold gaze and enough cold-blooded ruthlessness to keep an entire meat freezer cool. In … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: January 2012 Previews!

Pumped to See: January 6: The Devil Inside January 20: Underworld Awakening January 20: Haywire January 20: Coriolanus Neither Pumped Nor Pissed: January 6: Roadie (limited) January 6: Beneath the Darkness (limited) January 11: Loosies January 13: Contraband January 13: … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Underworld Awakening (2012)!

Kate Beckinsale returns as the bad ass vampire Selene in Underworld Awakening. In this fourth installment of the series, the humans are trying to eliminate the Lycans and the vampires, forcing the two species to fight back and avoid extinction. … Continue reading

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