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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
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Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews
To be continued: Best of Action Flick Chick, Pt 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases GI Joe (2009) So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around … Continue reading
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