Tag Archives: John Connor

Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence | 12 Comments

WARNING: Things to Stock Up on Before Skynet Attacks TOMORROW!

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

You have one day before the machines rise. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Things to stock up on before the machines rise: (beyond the canned goods, shotguns…you know, the kit you keep on hand for any random … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, movie, twitter | Tagged 1997, 2004, 2011, alternate history, Apocalypse, April 19, April 21, Archangel Network, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, August 25, August 29, Cameron, canned goods, cardboard, Christmas, computer, cyborgs, EMP, James Cameron, John Connor, Judgement Day, Judgment Day, kittens, Kyle Reese, Linda Hamilton, liquid nitrogen, machine uprising, magnets, Miles Dyson, molten steel, monkeys, resistance, robot apocalypse, robots, Sarah Connor, shotguns, Skynet, survival, survivalist, T2, T3, T4, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3, Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines, Terminator 4, Terminator 5, Terminator Salvation, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Time Travel, timeline, uprising, zombie apocalypse, zombies | 4 Comments

Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

To be continued: Best of Action Flick Chick, Pt 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases GI Joe (2009) So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, Archives | Tagged action, Alyssa Milano, Amanda Bynes, Anastasia Cisarovna, Angelina Jolie, Archives, arms dealer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Benjamin Bratt, Bookdock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boondock Saints, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Commando, Cover Girl, Demolition Man, Dennis Quaid, Die Hard, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, Feast, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Independence Day, Jack Black, John Connor, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Kevin Bacon, Kindergarten Cop, Leonard Nimoy, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Partial Nudity, Project Greenlight, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Rambo, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sandra Bullock, sci-fi, science fiction, She's the Man, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Star Trek, Storm Shadow, Sylvester Stallone, T2, Terminator 2: Judgment, terrorists, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, top hits, Transformers 2, Tremors, Wanted, Wesley Snipes, Will Smith, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Zartan | 2 Comments

The Last Ticket to Comic-Con: Run, Action Flick Chick, Run!

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

YouTube video: Racing to get the last ticket to Comic-Con, the Action Flick Chick finds herself besiged by unintelligible Terminator, stubborn Autobot, and giddy Harry Potter nerd.

Low budget video? Ha! Low budget is for wimps. Let’s try no budget at all. Continue reading →

Posted in Video Channels, YouTube | Tagged Action Flick Chick, AOTS, Attack of the Show!, Blair Butler, Comic-Con, Harry Potter, John Connor, musical number, nerd, parody, Run, San Diego, ShamWow, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, The Last Ticket to Comic-Con, Transformers, video | 9 Comments

Terminator: Salvation (2009) – Ready to Pull the Trigger

Posted on May 25, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

“Get your ass to Mars” because it’s the only safe place left! The terminators are here and they’re vicious!. Terminator: Salvation depicts for us what Judgment Day looks like and what happens afterward. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged action, action films, Anton Telchin, Anton Yelchin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian Bale, Common, David C. Wilson, Gale Anne Hurd, Helena Bonham Carter, Jadagrace, James Cameron, John Connor, John D. Brancato, Kyle Reese, language, Linda Hamilton, McG, Michael Ferris, Moon Bloodgood, PG-13, resistance, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, Terminator Salvation, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures | 6 Comments

Terminator Salvation (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #3)

Posted on May 21, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #3: Terminator Salvation. Continue reading →

Posted in action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, action films, Anton Telchin, Anton Yelchin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian Bale, Common, David C. Wilson, Gale Anne Hurd, Helena Bonham Carter, Jadagrace, James Cameron, John Connor, John D. Brancato, Kyle Reese, language, Linda Hamilton, McG, Michael Ferris, Moon Bloodgood, PG-13, resistance, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, Terminator Salvation, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures | 1 Comment