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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, Snap! You Got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because this ’80s action classic features Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking an astonishing amount of ass. Continue reading
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Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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AFC Classic: Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…?
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Tagged #ff, 3-D, 3D, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, and violence, bacon, Bill Murray, bitch, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, Carl Weathers, Celtic, chicks, Christopher Eccleston, Chuck Norris, Cindy Morgan, Clive Owen, cookies, cupcake, cyborg, Cylons, Cynthia Rothrock, Danny Trejo, David Tennant, E!, Emily Mortimer, Facebook, Felicia Day, fourth wall, Gigli, gratuitous se, Halloween, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Hit-Girl, hot chicks, I have a very long list. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Ishtar, Jack Nance, James Horner, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Cusack, Katrina Hill, Kevin Bacon, Kick-Ass, Klingons, Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, monkey, more cowbell, Morgan Freeman, MST3K, Nathan Fillion, Nazi, Nazi zombies, Ninja, ninjas, Nudity, Patricia Clarkson, pirates, plosions, RED, Scream, se, Second Amendment, Shaffer cheese, Space, Steven Seagal, suspense, talent, Thin Red Line, Thomas Jane, Tim Thomerson, Tom Jane, twitter, unicorns, vaginas, violence, Wilhelmm, zombies
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AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Du, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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AFC Classic: Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
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Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Blood on the Canvas: Bloodsport!
Blood on the Canvas, son! This new series of articles will focus on some of the best combat sport fights in film/TV history. I’m not talking about back alley brawls, I mean those tournament-of-blood smackdowns that get your heart pumping … Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Best Fight Scene, Blood on the canvas, Bolo Yeung, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, martial arts, movie
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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) Trailer!
Jean-Claude Van Damme sports a creepy new bald look in the film Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. Even though there are many Universal Soldier films, this one will act as a third film to the original featuring the same characters, … Continue reading
The Expendables 2 Infograph!
Because I’m obsessed with The Expendables, here’s an infograph chart by Lionsgate with little tidbits about each Expendables 2 star. Check out Dolph Lundgren’s IQ! And where the hell is Nan Yu?
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Chris Hemsworth, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, Expendables, infograph poster, Jason Statham, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Lionsgate, movie, Nan Yu, Randy Couture, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Expendables 2
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The Expendables 2: This Time It’s Better!
Expendables 2 accomplished everything the first Expendables set out to do but didn’t. Being the avid action fan that I am, I loved the first film, overall, despite its flaws. Now we have a sequel that flies higher and explodes … Continue reading
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Tagged action chick, action film, Action Flick Chick, Andgelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Dolph Lundgren, Donnie Yen, Expendables 2, Expendables 3, female expendables, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Hemsworth, Michael Jai White, Michelle Rodriquez, Milla Jovovich, movie, Nan Yu, Randy Couture, sequel, Slyvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Rock, Tony Jaa, Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes
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