Tag Archives: Jean-Claude Van Damme

The Expendables 2 (2012) Teaser Trailer!!!

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

Anyone wanting to get me a last minute Christmas gift, or just a gift at any point in my life, I’ll take each one of the Expendables please. Specifically, the cast of The Expendables 2, because OH MY GOD it … Continue reading →

Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie, trailers | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Christmas, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Liam Hemsworth, Slyvester Stallone, teaser trailer, The Expendables 2 | 1 Comment

Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms | Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme | 8 Comments

Watch Out Bad Guys! Here Comes The Expendables 2!

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

The Expendables 2 is on the way! The dream team of action stars is back and older than ever! Sylvester Stallone, who wrote, directed, and starred in The Expendables, has said that he will not be writing or directing this … Continue reading →

Posted in action, announcement, Coming Attractions, movie | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Carl Weathers, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, coming attraction, David Agosto, Dwayne Johnson, Hulk Hogan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ken Kaufman, Mr. T., Ryan Seacrest, sequel, Steven Seagal, Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables, The Expendables 2 | 6 Comments

Double Team (1997)

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

If you want a true action diamond in the rough you need to watch Double Team! It is action gold of the ‘so bad it’s awesome’ kind. Jean-Claude Van Damme teams up with DENNIS RODMAN to take down Mickey Rourke! … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, basketball, Dennis Rodman, Double Team, explosion, Jack Quinn, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mickey Rourke, Razzie award, Stavros, Yaz | 4 Comments

Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Llama Mama

Any movie can be improved by adding…what? The Action Flick Chick asked this question not too long ago through twitter and Facebook. By adding your own thoughts to the topic any time this week, you can enter a drawing for a a … Continue reading →

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Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Cera, Sly, Guns, Knives, Video Games, One-Ups, Hefty Smurf, & Mr. T

Posted on August 21, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables Pt. 1 Very Expendable

It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables! Sylvester Stallone’s action masterpiece won at the box office, but does Scott Pilgrim vs. the World hold its own when compared for sheer cinematic joy? Joining Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill are The Action Chick webcomic … Continue reading →

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Who Wins?

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

BIG THANKS to both Mike (above) and MarQ (below) for these great images they created on such short notice. actionchick: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – which will top next weekend’s box office? The Expendables! J_ColeSlaW: The Expendables!!! CLNFRQHR: Expendables will DEFINITELY … Continue reading →

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Lessons from MST3K: Which Movies Are Great with Wisecracking Friends But Otherwise Not Worth Watching?

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Michael Stephenson in the masterpiece known as Troll 2. On twitter and Facebook, the Chick posed this question: “So which movies are GREAT with wisecracking friends but otherwise not worth watching?” Brittney-Jade Colangelo: Monster Man. Rich Wolf: Army of Darkness … Continue reading →

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