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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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