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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!
If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading
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Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, alcohol, ancient evil, Awful movie, bestiality, boobs, breasts, dog, drunk, evil turkey, Feast, gobble, gore, grand guignol, grave, holiday, horror, monster, nipple, Nudity, Pilgrim, redneck, revenge, Rocket Llama, sex, shotgun, Spoilers, stereotype, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving horror, ThanksKilling, turkey, violence, wtf
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Thanksgiving: That Time of Year When Evil Turkeys Scare the Stuffing Out of You
There aren’t a lot of Thanksgiving action movies. Frankly, a discussion with some fellow film lovers turned up a grand total of none. Several people mentioned the comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but that’s no action movie. Addams Family Values at … Continue reading
Posted in holiday, horror
Tagged Addams Family Values, Adrian Paul, Ari Lehman, bird, Blood Freak, Bobby Ray Akers Jr., cannibalism, Christmas, Dana Cullivan, Dead Harvest, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Dracula, Drugs, Eli Roth, evil turkey, faux trailer, Friday the 13th, General Bastard, giblets, Grinhouse, Heather Hughes, Home Alone, Home Sweet Home, Jake Steinfeld, Jason Statham, Jason Voorhees, Jordan Downey, Lindsey Anderson, mutant, Nettie Peña, original Jason, Pilgrim, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Reindeer Games, Seance, Steve Hawkes, Suki Peters, summer camp, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving play, ThanksKilling, Thanxgiving, Thanxgiving: Dead Harvest, The Long Kiss Goodnight, turkey, Vinessa Shaw
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