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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!
If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, alcohol, ancient evil, Awful movie, bestiality, boobs, breasts, dog, drunk, evil turkey, Feast, gobble, gore, grand guignol, grave, holiday, horror, monster, nipple, Nudity, Pilgrim, redneck, revenge, Rocket Llama, sex, shotgun, Spoilers, stereotype, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving horror, ThanksKilling, turkey, violence, wtf
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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010): Did You See That?
LOUD NOISE! Did I scare you? Hmm, it’s a little harder to scare someone with loud noises when it’s in writing. Thankfully, Paranormal Activity 2 (PA2) is a film that utilizes actual audible noises to make you jump out of … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Baby, bladder control, demon, Depends, Devil, diapers, dog, ghost, horror, Katie, Katie Featherston, Kristi, Kristie, Ladybug, ladybug pool cleaner, loud noises, Micah, PA, PA2, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, pee, pool cleaner, scary movie, sequel, spook, True Lies, urination, Where's Waldo?
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Independence Day (1996): Welcome to Earth!
What better way to celebrate Independence Day than kicking some alien invaders ass and then eating some BBQ while you watch the remains of the ships crash down from the sky. Mmmm, mmmm. I am eating that up!
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, family
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Adam Baldwin, Aliens, Bill Pullman, Brent Spiner, Dean Devlin, disaster movie, dog, explosion, extraterrestrials, Harry Connick Jr., Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, July 4, Mary McDonnell, PG-13, Randy Quaid, Robert Loggia, Roland Emmerich, stripper, violence, Vivica A. Fox, Viviva A. Fox, White House, Will Smith
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