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Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes
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The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)
Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Christmas, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alfred Adler, Black Christmas, Black Christmas ending, Black Christmas remake, Black Christmas spoilers, Christmas, Glen Morgan, horror, Katie Cassidy, Kristen Cloke, Lacey Chabert, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michelle Trachtenberg, middle child syndrome, movie
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Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!
Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, comedy, holiday, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alex Hassell, Alexander Elliot, Alexis Louder, Beverly D'Angelo, Christmas, David Harbour, Die Hard Christmas, Edi Patterson, Hellboy, horror, It's a Wonderful Life, John Leguizamo, Josh Miller, Leah Brady, Lightstone family, movie, Pat Casey, R-rated, Santa Claus, Scrooge, Skull Crusher, Tommy Wirkola, violence, Violent Night, Violent Night explained, Violent Night review, Violent Night spoilers, White Christmas
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WARNING: Things to Stock Up on Before Skynet Attacks TOMORROW!
You have one day before the machines rise. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Things to stock up on before the machines rise: (beyond the canned goods, shotguns…you know, the kit you keep on hand for any random … Continue reading
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Tagged 1997, 2004, 2011, alternate history, Apocalypse, April 19, April 21, Archangel Network, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, August 25, August 29, Cameron, canned goods, cardboard, Christmas, computer, cyborgs, EMP, James Cameron, John Connor, Judgement Day, Judgment Day, kittens, Kyle Reese, Linda Hamilton, liquid nitrogen, machine uprising, magnets, Miles Dyson, molten steel, monkeys, resistance, robot apocalypse, robots, Sarah Connor, shotguns, Skynet, survival, survivalist, T2, T3, T4, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3, Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines, Terminator 4, Terminator 5, Terminator Salvation, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Time Travel, timeline, uprising, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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Action Archive Christmas Edition Volume 2: Jolliest Bunch This Side of the Nuthouse
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988): Butter, Dunder, & Blixem? It’s that time of year again! A time when everyone is in the holiday spirit and full of love and willing to give to the less fortunate…but mostly give to the people … Continue reading
Posted in Archives, Christmas, holiday
Tagged A Very Zombie Holiday, Black Christmas, Christmas, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Ernest Saves Christmas, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Home Alone, How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays, It's a Wonderful Life, Mogwai, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Team Unicorn, The Filmgirl Force, The Long Kiss Goodnight, video, White Christmas
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Ernest Saves Christmas (1988): Butter, Dunder, and Blixem?
It’s that time of year again! A time when everyone is in the holiday spirit and full of love and willing to give to the less fortunate…but mostly give to the people that they really like or need to suck … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, Ernest, Ernest P. Worrel, Ernest Saves Christmas, KnowhatImean, Vern
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