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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Ben Gazzara, boobs, breasts, David Lee Henry, explosion, Kelly Lynch, Marshall Teague, nude, Nudity, Patrick Swayze, picnic, polar bear, R-rated, Rambo, Road House, Rowdy Herrington, Sam Elliott, sex, Silver Pictures, skinny dipping, skinnydipping, strong graphic violence, strong language, Sunshine Parker
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Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks
Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, holiday, horror, R-rated
Tagged Anna Paquin, Bad Hat Harry Productions, boobs, breasts, Brian Cox, candy, costumes, Dylan Baker, graphic violence, Halloween, horror, jack-o'-lantern, Lauren Lee Smith, Leslie Bibb, Michael Dougherty, principal, Quinn Lord, R-rated, revenge, Rochelle Aytes, Sam, sex, special bus, spoiler, Trick 'r Tweet, Twilight Zone
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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, YouTube
Tagged Andy Sidaris, babes, bombs, boobs, breasts, bullets, Bullets Bombs and Babes, Dona Speir, gore, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Hope Marie Carlton, Malibu Bay Films, Nudity, Playboy Playmates, R-rated, Ronn Moss, Sex Scene, softcore, Triple B Collection, violence
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Crank: High Voltage (2009)- Upping the Voltage and Craziness of the Original
Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action films, Adrenaline: High Voltage, Amy Smart, ason Statham, Bai Ling, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, butts, Chester Bennington, Chev Chelios, Clifton Collins Jr, Crank 2, Crank: High Voltage, David Carradine, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, graphic sexual content, High Voltage, Jason Statham, Lionsgate, Mark Neveldine, Nudity, Partial Nudity, pervasive language, R-rated, Sex Scene
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AFC Classic: Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…?
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Tagged #ff, 3-D, 3D, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, and violence, bacon, Bill Murray, bitch, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, Carl Weathers, Celtic, chicks, Christopher Eccleston, Chuck Norris, Cindy Morgan, Clive Owen, cookies, cupcake, cyborg, Cylons, Cynthia Rothrock, Danny Trejo, David Tennant, E!, Emily Mortimer, Facebook, Felicia Day, fourth wall, Gigli, gratuitous se, Halloween, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Hit-Girl, hot chicks, I have a very long list. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Ishtar, Jack Nance, James Horner, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Cusack, Katrina Hill, Kevin Bacon, Kick-Ass, Klingons, Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, monkey, more cowbell, Morgan Freeman, MST3K, Nathan Fillion, Nazi, Nazi zombies, Ninja, ninjas, Nudity, Patricia Clarkson, pirates, plosions, RED, Scream, se, Second Amendment, Shaffer cheese, Space, Steven Seagal, suspense, talent, Thin Red Line, Thomas Jane, Tim Thomerson, Tom Jane, twitter, unicorns, vaginas, violence, Wilhelmm, zombies
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