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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Arnold Fest 2009! Award Worthy Performances!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has had a great career and has received several awards for his awesome performances and has been nominated for many more.
Arnold Fest 2009! What Could Have Been
Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie
Tagged Animal, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Conan, Conan the Conqueror, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kull the Conqueror, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comics, Red Sonja, Stanley Kubrick, Terminator, The Running Man
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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Arnold Fest 2009! Facts About Arnold part 2!
Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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