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Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)
Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading
Action Chick vs. One-Liners! (More legible version!)
Posted in The Action Chick comic
Tagged Action Chick Comic, Ahnold, Arnold, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Inappropriate, One-liners, Predator, Skeet ahround, Stick around
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True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Ahnold, AIM-9 Sidewinder, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Malik, AV-8B Harrier, Bill Paxton, breasts, Charles Zidi, Charlton Heston, Claude Zidi, dance, Didier Kaminka, Eliza Dushku, Florida Keys, Grant Heslov, horse, James Bond, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis, La Totale, Lightstorm Entertainment, Miou-Miou, Nudity, Omega Sector, Partial Nudity, pole dance, R-rated, remake, sexy dance, Simon Michaël, spoiler, spy, Stephanie Austin, strip-tease, terrorism, terrorists, Thierry Lhermitte, Tia Carrere, Tom Arnold, True Lies, truth serum, violence
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Arnold Fest 2009!
Get ready folks, cause it’s Let’s face it- Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a hugely influential person in the world of action movies. He’s known for being in movies with over the top action, delivering priceless one liners, and having quite … Continue reading
Posted in announcement
Tagged Ahnold, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bodybuilding, Commando, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Expendables
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