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Coming Attraction: Hanna (2011) – Think Hitgirl, Not Montana
I guess since Kick-Ass’s Hitgirl was such a hit, Hollywood has decided to try it again with Hanna. This time a 14-year-old girl played by The Lovely Bones‘ Saoirse Ronan is trained by her father (Eric Bana) to be the perfect assassin. It looks like the film might be an hour and a half of a 14-year-old girl killing everyone. Are little girls killing people going to be the new hottest thing to make movies about? We’ll see how Hanna is received Apri… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, trailers
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Assassin, coming attraction, Eric Bana, Hanna, Hannah Montana, Hitgirl, homicide, Kick-Ass, Kickass, Miley Cyrus, murder, perfect assassin, Saoirse Ronan, The Lovely Bones, trailer, YouTube
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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull
…est Kill: Two students are hiding in the bathroom stall at the school. The girl reveals she has been bitten. So naturally, the two of them start making out. The girl turns into a zombie mid make-out and bites the dude’s tongue off. It is gooey, gory, and cool. Then he becomes a zombie and the two zombies continue to make out. Sexy! Best Zombie Kill: One of the dudes is taking down a ton on zombies out in someone’s yard. He rips off a female zombie… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Carissa Capobianco, Chandler Darby, comedy, Compound B, Dance of the Dead, drug, explosion, gore, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, head shots, horror, Jared Kusnitz, Joe Ballarini, kill, language, Mark Oliver, R-rated, Randy McDowell, undead, violence, zombie, zombies
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Top Tweets – The Chick’s 2011 Twitter Action So Far
…c-Con survival tips by @EruditeChick @ElisabethRappe @TheNerdyBird ME @GeekGirls @LoquaciousMuse @GeekGirlDiva #SDCC http://is.gd/CTIPS Dallas area tweeps over 18 who can pass for high schoolers: Extras needed for @BadKidsGoToHell lunch & prom scenes. http://bit.ly/lllDcM Harold Camping’s Family Radio (you know, the Rapture Prophet) website server is DOWN. Go figure. I’ve seen twitter gurus say you’ll have more followers if you tweet every hour. M… Continue reading
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Walking Dead 3-6: Prank Calls with Rick and Hershel
…to shoot a bow. They get up on the wall, but this “oh so great with a bow” girl can’t hit the slow moving walker headed towards the wall and Andrea hops down to take out the Walker Solid Snake style- CQC. The Governor kicks her off of wall duty because of her blatant disobeying of the rules, and she admits that she liked the zombie arena after all… and somehow, that segues into them doing it. Andrea got some! Too bad it’s with a total psychopath…. Continue reading
Posted in action, Recap, The Walking Dead, TV
Tagged #teamglaggie, AMC's The Walking Dead, Andrea, Glaggie, Michandrea, Michonne, Team Blonde and Dreadly, Team Glaggie, The Dale Face, The Governor, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead recap, The Walking Dead TV series, walkers, Woodbury, zombies
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!)
…sp! It was all a nightmare based on what happened a year ago. So the other girl who survived the first Rob Zombie’s Halloween, Laurie’s adoptive sister Annie, completely gets sliced up in this one and dies for realsies. Poor girl, she just keeps getting the sharp end of the knife. Laurie’s two gal pals are killed as well. Yeah, you should probably just say no to friends who are or might be related to a Myers. Their friends are always screwed. So w… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breast, breasts, brutal bloody violence, Chris Hardwick, crude sexual content, Daniel Roebuck, Danielle Harris, Dayton Callie, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dimension Films, Dr. Loomis, Ezra Buzzington, female nudity, Final Girl, graphic images, Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween II, horror, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, John Carpenter, language, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, R-rated, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, spoiler, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, Tyler Mane, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Coming Attraction: The Call (2013)
…ical powers, she still manages to pull it off. In the film, she (and her hair) portrays an emergency operator, Jordan, who answers a call of a young girl being murdered. Later on, she answers another call about the same guy kidnapping another girl, Casey (Abigail Breslin). The clock is ticking on this girl’s life, and Jordan must find a way to save Casey before it’s too late, again. The Call rings into theaters March 15, 2013. This is the Action F… Continue reading
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Tagged Abigail Breslin, Action Flick Chick, Halle Berry, movie, The Call, thriller, trailer
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#FFF Fake Fangirl Friday: MTV Geek and the War on Geek Girls – Reactions!
…e be whatever they want to be. End of line.” Related posts: * #FFF Fake Fangirl Friday: Geek Girls Exist! Do Fake Geek Girls Exist Too? Is It Fair to Ask? * Miss USA Alyssa Campanella Wins Crown, Forfeits Geekhood * Oh, You Sexy Geek! Our 2011 SDCC Panel * Fangirl Furor: Should Geek and Gamer Girls Go Sexy, Sexless, Something Else? * You’re No Geek! * Interview: Why Seth Green Loves Geek and Gamer Girls * SFX Magazine Interview by Bonnie Burton –… Continue reading
Posted in MTV.com, twitter
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