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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!
…ThanksKilling is a close up shot of a nipple which then pans out to show a pilgrim woman running with her breasts hanging out. Epic win, right? Wrong! Don’t be fooled by the film’s opening. There are no more boobs after that and the movie just does some weird stuff. A couple of WTF moments include evil turkey/human sex and an idiot mistaking the evil turkey for her father! WTF? There were some pretty disgusting kills (yay), but other than that, th… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, alcohol, ancient evil, Awful movie, bestiality, boobs, breasts, dog, drunk, evil turkey, Feast, gobble, gore, grand guignol, grave, holiday, horror, monster, nipple, Nudity, Pilgrim, redneck, revenge, Rocket Llama, sex, shotgun, Spoilers, stereotype, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving horror, ThanksKilling, turkey, violence, wtf
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Most Dangerous Vampire?
…kasha, Lee’s Dracula, Angelus, Sarandon’s Dandridge, Deacon Frost. urabore scott jeffries: : Count Vladimir Dracula (George Hamilton) was the scariest vampire because he was Jewish. Who carries a Star of David? Vikingfist Christopher Bohne: Bram Stoker’s… The OG was uber-powerful… ancient evil!! Voleki Jeff Miller: the Twilight series. Making people think vampires are all emo & sparkling while falling in love with their food. whiskeypants Terminal… Continue reading
Best Romantic Action Movie?
….ly/VhBLg #1: True Romance (1993) writer: Quentin Tarantino director: Tony Scott cast: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Christopher Walken, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Walken Kevin McCarthy (@bdkreviews): True Romance is my favorite film of all time…Walken/Hopper scene bring tears to my eyes…Brilliant script! Bling Daddy (@theblingdaddy): Walken RULES Honorable Mentions Multiple mentions: B… Continue reading
Posted in action, chick flick, twitter
Tagged 30 Days of Night, 30 Days of Night 2, 30 Days of Night 2: Dark Days, action flick, Ali MacGraw, Amy Smart, Angelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Blade Runner, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, chick flick, Christian Slater, Christopher Walken, Crank 2, Crank: High Voltage, Crouching Tiger, Dennis Hopper, Desperado, Efren Ramirez, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, Gary Oldman, Gone in 60 Seconds, Gross Pointe Blank, Hidden Dragon, Humphrey Bogart, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jason Statham, Katharine Hepburn, Kathleen Turner, La Femme Nikita, marriage, Memento, Michael Douglas, Milla Jovovich, Mrs. & Mrs. Smith, Patricia Arquette, PDA, Point Break, public sex, Quentin Tarantino, rom zom com, romance, Romancing the Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, Shaun of The Dead, Speed, spy, Steve McQueen, Steve Niles, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The 5th Element, The Fifth Element, The Getaway, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Princess Bride, The Thomas Crown Affair, Tony Scott, Total Recall, True Lies, True Romance, twitter, Val Kilmer
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Geek Girls Create – What Would YOUR Comic-Con Panel Cover?
…eks @Ryeguy695: Paper comics going the way of the Dodo in the digital age? scott jeffries @urabore: My Comic Con panel? Zap comics, or Mad magazine. Whatever happened to humor in this industry? In other words, who took the “Comic” out of comic books. Sergio @Stanley_Pain: My panel would be about comics in mainstream media w/ a focus on how to pair up w/ like minds & get your stuff out there Shiksa @sdigda: “Homeschooling & Comics” –> how comics im… Continue reading
Posted in convention, Facebook, social networks, twitter
Tagged Comic-Con, convention, Cricket Lee, Crixlee, Facebook, fan convention, Geek Girls Create, GeekJessica, helslevy, Jessica Mills, Leah Cevoli, Nedopak, panel, SDCC, Stephanie Thorpe, TheStephThorpe, twitter, WonderCon
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Killer Robots: Terminator vs. Robocop (Robots, Cyborgs…)
…st in space. I truly hate that robot. Tanner Gibson: Iron Giant vs Robocop Scott Roberts: LOL you guys almost got it… Robocop vs the Terminator Jason D Sousley: Bender vs. C3PO… Alex Langley: Optimus Prime vs. Mechagodzilla… OR Frankenstein Jr. Vs. A Robotic Pair of Pants. Veronica Dorkmaster: Optimus Prime and Bender vs Robocop and the Terminator Mitchell Ivey: Keanu Reeves v. Hayden Christiansen. What do you mean they aren’t robots? Kevin Mack:… Continue reading
Posted in Facebook, twitter
Tagged A.I., Astro Boy, Beastie Boys, Bender, Bieberbot, Boobie, boxing, Brad Pitt, C-3PO, Celebrity Death Match, combat, cyborgs, Data, death match, Edward Norton, fight, Fight Club, fighting, Frankenstein Jr. pants, Gort, Gundam, Hayden Christiansen, Heavy Arms, Intergalactic Planetary, Iron Giant, Jet Jaguar, Jetsons, Johnny 5, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Keanu Reeves, Killer Robots, Linda McMahon, Lloyd Kaufman, Lost in Space, Matrix, Mecha-Godzilla, Megatron, Megazord, Optimus Prime, RoboCop, robots, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, Rosie the Robot, Small Wonder, Smurf, Star Wars, Terminator, Terminatrix, Troma, Twiki, Vicky, Voltron, WALL-E
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The Hit List (2011): Which Characters Go on Your Drunken Kill List?
…y fake southern accent. Mitchell Ivey: Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter. Scott Larson: Aunt May, Jason Todd, and Barry Allen Ron Vink: Wolverine. Kevin Coulston Jar Jar Eric Chan: @kurt What do you mean, Dr Who? You mean the Doctor? He’s real ;D J. Seth Barnard: Not the Doctor!! Now, the Daleks? Definitely! Also, Austin Powers. Veronica Dorkmaster: Edward and Bella from Twilight, no question. Kurt Tusberg: i most definately meant The Doctor. tha… Continue reading
Posted in announcement
Tagged Assassin, Cole Hauser, Cuba Gooding Jr., DVD, giveaway, hit list, hitman, killer, prize, The Hit List, victims
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