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Zombies vs. Vampires – Round 1
…dum: Follow-up tweets @berenjones: I love the fact that you have a whole freakin’ contest about it. And btw, my money is on Zombies because Vampireland would be overly complicated, emotional, and most likely boring. and easily killed. http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/comedy/68575/kevin-pereira–olivia-munns-twilight-spoof.html @TJSlipperman Zombies. Vampires would end up becoming zombies themselves if they tried feeding on zombies. …also: Zombies ga… Continue reading
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Tagged Angel, Anne Rice, AOTS, Attack of the Show!, Bella, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, contest, Count Dracula, Dawn of the Dead, Dracula, DVDs, Edward, emo, G4, G4TV, Gilligan's Island, Ginger, Hawthorne Heights, I Kissed a Zombie and I Liked It, Kevin Pereira, Linda Blair, Mary Ann, Olivia Munn, reproduction, Republican, Return of the Living Dead 3, RPG, sex, sex talk, sex toys, Shaun of The Dead, Spike, spoof, Twilight, twitter, undead, vampire killers, Vampireland, Vampires, Vampires vs. Zombies, World of Darkness, zombie baby, zombie killers, Zombieland, zombies, Zombies vs. Vampires
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April’s Finest Moment on TV: G4TV’s Attack of the Show Introduces Cinema’s Most Important Invention Ever
…de of G4TV’s entertainment and technology news series Attack of the Show!, Kevin Pereira revealed the existence of a device that makes “chick flicks” watchable by inserting zombies, robots, explosions, and gun-toting bikini babes. Not that I approve of the invention’s name – nobody has ever mistaken me for a dude – but I must have one. Fortunately for me, AOTS executive producer Vinny Rutherford immediately recognized that G4’s reigning Next Woman… Continue reading
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Tagged AOTS, Attack of the Show!, babes, bikinis, boobs, breasts, chick flicks, comedy, dude, Dude Vision, explosions, G4, G4TV, Guns, half-naked, joke, Kevin Pereira, Nudity, robots, Sex and the City, zombies
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FORBES: Prove Your Geek Cred or Shut Up, Girls, Geek Cliques Don’t Want You Sitting at Their Table!
…just stupid if I did that crap my grandma would come back and strangle me Kevin Harmala @KHarmala: If geeky girls want to keep 1-up ing each other, the should just go play the “OG” Super Mario Bros. (test on character names) Dale Vermont @DaleV34: Why do people have to prove who they are? It’s sad that some Feel a need to question another’s association Sebastian Gordils @SebastianJoao: People still do that. pic.twitter.com/59JGwLOF Wicked Julia @… Continue reading
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Tagged fake fangirls, fangirls, Felicia Day, Forbes, Geek Girls, geekgirls, posers, prejudice
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Best Example of James Bond Film as an Action Movie?
…ion (planes, trains, tank chases) but Casino Royale had best fight scenes. Kevin Entrekin @KevinAE: If you’re going for best action, Casino Royale. Great blend of story and action. kissedbyinertia @kissedbyinertia: From Russia with Love because it was Bond before the formula was established. Kost @kostmayer: Goldeneye – lots of killing Russians and destroyed helicopters Lawrence Maldonado @d5385: I think it’s because the Bond flicks aren’t “Action… Continue reading
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Arnold and Sly to Star in THE TOMB!
…ITE, RAMBO), Robbie Brenner (MACHINE GUN PREACHER, A PERFECT GETAWAY), and Kevin King-Templeton (THE EXPENDABLES, RAMBO, ROCKY BALBOA). Emmett/Furla Films is financing the project. Summit holds worldwide distribution rights to THE TOMB and will release the film in North America. Written by Miles Chapman for the screen, with a rewrite by Jason Keller, THE TOMB follows Ray Breslin (Stallone) who is the world’s foremost authority on structural securi… Continue reading
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Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, The Tomb
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Which Nerdy News Sites Aren’t Famous Yet But Should Be?
…es http://www.panelsonpages.com! Jedii Raccoon: http://www.thecultden.com/ Kevin Harmala: http://G4TV.com 😛 Kevin Hellions: I’m going to be egotistical as well. http://TeamHellions.com Kurt Christenson: http://Unwinnable.com Nic Baisley: I can agree with iFanboy.com even though they did get pretty well hyped on Revision 3. Obviously I’m gonna do the egoistical thing and say FilmSnobbery…But I can wait 🙂 Also would like to see Kat on TV more. Russe… Continue reading
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Screen Team Show: Cop Out (2010)
…A Couple of Dicks), a buddy cop comedy directed by Kevin Smith (yes, @ThatKevinSmith) and starring Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, and Seann William Scott. Plus: We perform our favorite Kevin Smith movie lines. With Screen Team Show, my rating on the 5-kitty scale is NOT my usual action rating. It’s how much I personally like the movie because it needs to average together with everyone else’s ratings. Those are the Film Badgers (pictured above), this… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, R-rated, YouTube
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You’re No Geek!
…eal life. Translated Klingon? John Kisner: worn glasses with tape on them? Kevin Cortez: wookie porn. Kevin Cortez: ohwait Luke Christopher Hennessy: Bought a tv brand that’s BUSH. Marq Piocos: Seen Star Wars or are a Trekker Michael Knightmage Wilson: Pretended that an empty Christmas paper tube was a lightsaber. Michael Potter: WOW James. 🙂 …made lightsaber noises while swinging a broom. Mike Goodell: Been pwnd! (Every g33k learns sometime) Miss… Continue reading
Posted in fantasy, movie, science fiction, superhero, trivia, TV, twitter, video game
Tagged action chick, action figure, Action Flick Chick, Asoka Tano, Avi Lerner, Azeroth, Batman, Battlestar Galactica, book, Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, character sheet, comic book, Comic-Con, date, Dean Stockwell, Die Hard, dilithium crystal, Doctor Who, Dungeons and Dragons, Ewoks, Firefly, frak, game, Gamer, geek, geeky, George Lucas, George Romero, glasses, Greedo, Han shot first, Han Solo, Jack Harkness, Jar Jar Binks, Joel Silver, Kirk, Konami Code, Leia, Lethal Weapon, Lord of the Rings, LotR, Luke Skywalker, masturbation, midnight movie, midnight showing, movie, nerd, original Star Wars trilogy, Ozzy, Picard, porn, robot, RPG, San Diego Comic-Con, sci-fi, SDCC, social network aggregator, Stan Winston, Star Trek, Star Wars, Star Wars trilogy, superhero, tabletop RPG, TARDIS, The Doctor, Time Travel, toy, Transformer, Trekker, Trekkie, Triforce, TV, Uhura, video game, Wicket, Wolverine, Wookie porn, X-men
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