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Happy 4th of July- Rambo Rampage
…What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than to watch Rambo freakin’ wreck some stuff! Enjoy your freedom! Rambo 1-3 Kill collection! Rambo 3 Explosion Montage! This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, YouTube
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, explosion, explosion montage, kill, kill montage, Rambo, YouTube
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Daybreakers (2010)
…ns and they don’t have any superpowers…other than being immortal. It’s blood. Is it Chris’s blood? (Resident Evil, anyone?) Ethan Hawke is a hematologist vampire named Edward (not to be confused with the main sparkly vampire from Twilight) in a world full of vampires with a very small number of humans left. He’s racing against the clock to try to find a blood substitute so that the whole world will not starve to death when the humans becom… Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged Allan Todd, Aolani Roy, Ben Siemer, blood, bloody violence, brief nudity, Callum McLean, Carl Rush, Chris Brown, Claudia Karvan, cure, Damien Garvey, Daybreakers, Ethan Hawke, extinction, Gabriella Di Labio, gore, Harriet Minto-Day, hematologist, hematology, Hummer, I Am Legend, Isabel Lucas, Jarrad Pon, Jay Laga'aia, Kirsten Cameron, language, Lionsgate, medicine, Michael Dorman, Michael Spierig, Ninja Assassin, Peter Spierig, Peter Welman, R-rated, Renai Caruso, Richard Matheson, Robert Neville, Sahaj Dumpleton, Sam Neil, Sam Neill, The Boondock Saints, Tiffany Lamb, Todd Levi, vampire, Victoria Williams, Vince Colosimo, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe, Zoe White
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Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) – Trailer
…week will seriously trounce Blood: The Last Vampire at the box office, but Blood is the only flick coming out right now starring an action chick, so check it out. GENRE(S): Action | Horror | Suspense/Thriller WRITTEN BY: Chris Chow DIRECTED BY: Chris Nahon RELEASE DATE: Theatrical: July 10, 2009 RUNNING TIME: 91 minutes, Color ORIGIN: Hong Kong | Japan | France | Argentina MPAA RATING: R for strong bloody stylized violence Starring Gianna Jun, All… Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, movie, R-rated, YouTube
Tagged action, action chicks, Allison Miller, Blood: The Last Vampire, bloody stylized violence, Chris Chow, Gianna Jun, horror, JJ Feild, Koyuki, Masiela Lusha, R-rated, Samuel Goldwyn Films, trailers, vampire
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Ironclad (2011): Medieval Blood and Guts!
…an get. On the plus side, all of this knightly-action resulted in piles of blood, guts, and body parts being tossed around like confetti. I’m talking HUGE piles, people! Get a sitter to watch the kids, and wear a raincoat, cause this flick is a GORE-FEST! Baddies: Best Line: “I bow to no king with piss for blood!” Best Kill: Dude with a huge, ginormous sword comes into battle and slices a guy in two right down the middle like he’s a piece of chees… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, convention, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Actionfest, blood and guts, England, Ironclad, James Purefoy, King John, Magna Carta, medieval times, Paul Giamatti, Rochester castle, Rocket Llama world headquarters, Vampires, zombies
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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
…ormula of (if)Arnoldthen=muscles. John Matrix character is a lot like John Rambo. Matrix is retired from his special operations job where he was the best at killing people. He’s just trying to live a normal life and people keep picking on him. And, much like Richard Crenna was Rambo’s hype man, so, too, is Major General Kirby Matrix’s hype man, saying things like, “If he’s still alive, I’d expect more [bodies]” and “Expect WWIII.” Commando is a g… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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Seven Throat Rips That Will Leave You Speechless!
…ke matters into his own hands…literally! He also might take someone to the blood bank, if they’re lucky. This throat rip is quick and bloodless, but still brutal for someone to do. https://youtu.be/0fLx1K0QEds 5. Road House (1989) Legendary “cooler” Dalton (Patrick Swayze) tries to be the better person by not instigating any fights with the town bullies, but they just kept pushing him until it’s finally “time not to be nice.” One baddie goes too f… Continue reading
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Tagged AFC Classic, Blade, Game of Thrones, Rambo, Road House, Under Siege, Underworld
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