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The McPherson Tape (1989) aka UFO Abduction: The First Found Footage Horror Film

…enee (Stacey Shulman), Eric’s wife Jamie (Christine Staples), and daughter Michelle. They’re doing normal family shenanigans until the lights go out and they see a red flash. They discover an alien ship has landed nearby and three aliens come walking out. Are aliens attacking? Are they trying to make friends? What did little Michelle get for her birthday? Mysteries are afoot! The McPherson Tape bathes the audience in mysteries from the get-go. The… Continue reading

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Yes, Madam! (1985) AKA In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops: A Movie by Many Other Names

…: The Super Cops. Don’t be confused by Supercop 2 (1993), which also stars Michelle Yeoh, or Line of Duty 2 (2019), OR The Super Cops (1974), because those are entirely different films. Huh?! Whatever! The name doesn’t matter as long as the movie kicks ass. But does it? Yes, Madam! aka In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops follows Inspectors Ng (Michelle Yeoh) and Carrie Morris (Cynthia Rothrock) as they try to find two petty thieves, Aspirin (Ho… Continue reading

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The Fast and the Furious (2001): Humble Beginnings, Fast Cars, and Macho Men!

…who just want to have sex with the amazing, strong men in the movie. While Michelle Rodriguez is supposed to be the “tough, kickass” female character she hardly gets to contribute to the film as a whole. To be fair (I guess), she gets to punch one guy and is shown to have great car driving skills- better than not having any women driving cars. Otherwise she is Dom’s girlfriend. Same with Mia, she is there to be Dom’s sister/Brian’s girlfriend. Fin… Continue reading

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Who Would You Cast for The Expenda-Belles?

…m would include Sigourney Weaver, Angelina Jolie, Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Michelle Yeoh, and Chick Norris Award winner Gina Carano as the main team of mercenaries, with special action appearances/cameos by Pam Grier, Linda Hamilton, Cynthia Rothrock, and Helen Mirren. As for the baddies, I would love to see Lena Headey, Lucy Liu, and Lucy Lawless. So those are my picks; everyone else would have to wait fo… Continue reading

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer ReBOOt: Your Reactions

Left to right: Kristy Swanson (movie Buffy), Sarah Michelle Gellar (TV Buffy), and...the next Buffy Summers?

…geeks”: http://www.facebook.com/#!/home.php?sk=group_159463277405688 Site: Michelle’s Blog Post: Original Buffy Kristy Swanson Supports The Whedon-less ‘Buffy’ Reboot Film by Michelle: “No offense to Kristy Swanson but of course she supports and wants to be in this Buffy reboot, after all … what else doe she have going for her?”Site: OC Weekly Post: 5 Reasons to Be Thankful for a ‘Buffy’ Reboot by Joe Vince: “How could you remake Buffy without Jos… Continue reading

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Every Zombie Movie Ever Made

…2007 Otto, or Up With Dead People Bruce La Bruce 2007 Planet Terror Robert Rodriguez 2007 The Rage Robert Kurtzman 2007 REC Jaume Balagueró 2007 Resident Evil: Extinction Russell Mulcahy 2007 Rise of the Dead William Wedig 2007 Risen Damon Crump 2007 The Rising Dead Brent Cousins 2007 Street Team Massacre Adam Deyoe/Eric Gosselin 2007 Trailer Park of Terror Steven Goldmann 2007 Undead or Alive Glasgow Phillips 2007 Undead Ted Daniel Knight 2007 Ur… Continue reading

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Predators (2010) – Onscreen Preying Begins Next Week But Online Application Starts the Hunt Now

…that’s not exactly a turn-off to the Action Flick Chick. SYNOPSIS: Robert Rodriguez presents a bold new chapter in the Predator universe, PREDATORS, shot on location under Rodriguez’s creative auspices at the filmmaker’s Austin-based Troublemaker Studios, and directed by Nimrod Antal. The film stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they’ve been brought together on an alien plan… Continue reading

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Planet Terror (2007): Good Barbecue!

…k caused by a release of some nasty chemicals. Penned by Robert “Spy Kids” Rodriguez, Planet Terror came out in theaters as part of the Grindhouse double-feature. It was paired with Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, which I will be talking about a little later down the road. Planet Terror gets really gory, so make sure to strap on your big boy/girl pants. In fact, while watching this movie, I had one very common thought racing through my mind: “WTF… Continue reading

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