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Red Heat (1988): Do You Know Miranda?
…hat’s just me. Red Heat is supposed to be a buddy cop film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jim Belushi. However, Arnold kind of steals the spotlight and Belushi becomes the sidekick by the end of the movie. Arnold is just too awesome to really share the lead equally. Arnold plays Ivan Danko, a Soviet detective who goes to America to chase down Viktor (Ed O’Ross), a drug lord who killed Danko’s partner. While in America, Danko meets Chicago poli… Continue reading
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Arnold and Sly to Star in THE TOMB!
…hrilled to be making THE TOMB with two film icons – Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger,” said producer Mark Canton. “It is the perfect pairing for this high octane thriller. Robbie Brenner, Emmett/Furla, Kevin King-Templeton and I have been working long and hard with Summit to bring them together for this dynamic project.” Schwarzenegger and Stallone will next be seen on screen together in THE EXPENDABLES 2, which is currently in post-pr… Continue reading
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
…out of the encounter with both legs and/or all of your hair. So if you see Arnold Schwarzenegger coming at you with a Gatling gun or any other terminator, RUN, BITCH, RUN! One thing I really liked about T2 was how simply Arnold solved everyone’s problems. Uh oh, you’re stuck in a vault with no way out, Arnold creates a way out by busting through the wall. Uh oh, someone is at the gate and isn’t going to let you in to save your mom; Arnold shoots t… Continue reading
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Tagged action adventure, action films, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carolco Pictures, cyborgs, Earl Boen, Edward Furlong, James Cameron, Joe Morton, language, Linda Hamilton, R-rated, Robert Patrick, science fiction, scifi, T-1000, T-800, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, violence, William Wisher Jr
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Hercules in New York (1970)
…ause there still wasn’t a lot. However, even in his first romantic comedy, Arnold kicks the crap out of everyone because that is just how he rolls. There were several fights through which Arnold got to show off his muscles. All in all, Hercules in New York is one that you must see at least a little piece of. It serves as a good introduction for Arnold and is a nice little story about mythology. However, I think some of the mythology was inaccurate… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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Review: The Last Stand (2013)
…imately turning him into a bad guy pancake. Action Rating: 4 Arnolds Being Back, out of 5 This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass! Other posts on Arnold Schwarzenegger: Arnold Fest! Reviews and facts of Schwarzenegger’s films Have a Schwarzenegg-a-thon with these films … Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold's back, Johnny Knoxville, Luis Guzeman, movie, review, The Last Stand
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Arnold Fest 2009! Award Worthy Performances!
…Actor, and Worst Screen Couple in the same year. The screen couple was for Arnold and…Arnold. He was a couple with a cloned version of himself. Arnold has been nominated for a Razzie Award as Worst Actor 8 times. In 2004, he received a special award for being the “Worst Razzie Loser of Our First 25 Years.” He was voted the 53rd Greatest Movie Star of all time by Entertainment Weekly. His performance as the Terminator in the movie Terminator was ra… Continue reading