Lessons Learned: Warn Your Mamma to Cover Her Ears

I interrupt the regular programming to bring you this special message.

Once again, I was visiting my parents for Labor Day and we decided to go out and have some fun. And by “have some fun,” I mean play miniature golf and eat at a restaurant. Woo. So, it was me and my family – 8 of us total. We played miniature golf and had lots of fun sucking it up and holding everyone else up because there were so many of us. Then my sister gets a wild hair up her butt and decides she wants to do the Skycoaster. Now, for everyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, it’s a giant swing where you are lying flat facing the ground in a harness. They take you up in the air 100 feet and then you get to pull the rip cord that drops you. Then, hopefully, the swing catches you before you hit the ground and you swing back and forth…really, really high and really, really fast.

amuse_09_hi

Of course, I jump in and say I’m down for anything. Out of the 8 of us (4 girls and 4 boys), it was the three girls who had enough balls to do the Skycoaster. My mom was the fourth girl and she doesn’t ride kiddie rides, but all of the “MEN” backed out. Anyway, they suit the three of us up and then we had to decide who was going to pull the rip cord. You have probably guessed it by now, it was me who got elected/had enough balls to do it.

They take us up and I pull the rip cord. We were so freakin’ high. I have never been that scared in my life. So as we free fall to the concrete below I let out a huge scream that went a little bit like this: “Oh, SH**!” Even though I was flying through the air, I could still see the look on my mother’s face. It was a look of pure shock – the kind of shock you might see if someone pooped on the President. This is the same woman who was furious about something and said “that stinks.” Hey, I wasn’t the only one screaming expletives – my sister was also screaming out SOB! (Among other things)

Lesson Learned: Tell your mother to put on her ear muffs before you go on the Skycoaster if she isn’t used to “bad words.”

Share

About Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill, author of the books Action Movie Freak and 100 Greatest Graphic Novels , learned to appreciate all things action at a young age by sneaking into the room while her two older brothers watched action movies and horror. At ActionFlickChick.com, she shares her love of these films with everyone, along with interviews, news, and whatever else she happens to choose. G4TV crowned her their Next Woman of the Web champion, and she co-hosted MTV Geek’s live Comic-Con coverage. Her articles have appeared at sites including MTV.com, io9.com, Arcade Sushi, and Newsarama. Follow her as @ActionChick on Twitter. Base of operations: Dallas, Texas. Favorite Movie: Tremors (1990).
This entry was posted in Lessons Learned and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Lessons Learned: Warn Your Mamma to Cover Her Ears

  1. Tommy Salami says:

    Sounds like my girlfriend’s mom. My mom curses like a sailor…’s mom.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *