Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of the 1990 movie of the same name. Will there still be a three-breasted hooker? If there’s any justice in the world, yes. Total Recall starts the reactor on August 3, 2012.
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
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So where's his ass going?
I have admit that this looks cool, but I don’t know if I want to see a remake of a movie that could be better than the original. Kate Beckinsale is my ultimate celebrity crush, so I will likely watch it. I just hope it doesn’t become a replacement in my head for the original. I have a huge soft spot in my heart for cheesy Arnold movies.