Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: D.E.B.S. (2004)

D.E.B.S. is full to the brim of women that don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day!

This is the plot description for D.E.B.S. as found on Netflix: Encrypted within the SAT is a secret test that measures a girl’s potential for espionage. Amy (Sara Foster), Janet (Jill Ritchie), Dominique (Devon Aoki) and Max (Meagan Good) score so high that they’re recruited to join the elite paramilitary group known as D.E.B.S. But when their mission to capture arch villainess Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster, originally Clare Kramer in the 2003 short film this movie was based on) gets complicated, even their spy skills might not be able to save them.

This is what the description of D.E.B.S should really say: Coming out of the closet has never looked so good. Watch sexy women shoot things and make out!

This film might just be the perfect amount of romantic comedy and action for a couple with different tastes. Starring five hot ladies that are tough to the core, D.E.B.S. is equipped with cheesy yet enjoyable entertainment. It’s lighthearted but still delivers a good amount of action. Not to mention that it’s got a heaping helping of girls making out with each other.

Now, for anyone who might want to get presents for these lovely ladies, the sexy women of D.E.B.S definitely wouldn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day. Instead, brush up on your knowledge of guns and grenades. For Max or Janet, a new gun or a trip to the shooting range for target practice would be marvelous. All French gal Dominique would want is a pack of cigarettes and condoms, and maybe some existentialist poetry. Lastly, Amy and Lucy would love a new state of the art security system so that their boning doesn’t get interrupted anymore. If you ask politely, maybe they’ll let you watch. 😉

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!