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Category Archives: science fiction
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with plot and a foofy schmoofy love story. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged * Comics *, action, Anna Walton, Brian Steele, comedy, Dark Horse Comics, Doug Jones, Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy, Hellboy 2, Hellboy II, John Hurt, language, Luke Goss, Mike Mignola, PG-13, Ron Perlman, science fiction, scifi, Selma Blair, Seth MacFarlane, superhero, The Golden Army, violence
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I do have one beef. Indy climbed into a lead refrigerator, and ended up surviving the nuclear bomb. Really? Is that possible? I am going to be really mad when I try to survive a nuclear bomb that way and it doesn’t work. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, YouTube
Tagged action adventure, Cate Blanchett, David Koepp, George Lucas, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Jeff Nathanson, Jim Broadbent, John Hurt, Karen Allen, Luci Romberg, Nuked the Fridge, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, Philip Kaufman, Ray Winstone, scary images, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg, violence
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Cloverfield (2008)
It’s a good movie overall, great for a scary movie night. The lesson that can be learned here is to never live in New York. Crap always goes down in New York first. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, Cloverfield, Drew Goddard, explosion, giant monster, horror, J.J. Abrams, Jessica Lucas, Lady Liberty, Lizzy Caplan, Matt Reeves, Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, monster, New York, Odette Yustman, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, science fiction, suspense, T.J. Miller, terror, thriller, violence
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Nothing says good old fashioned scary zombie movie like having two hot women kick some zombie . . . Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged action, Alexander Witt, Alice, Apocalypse, boobs, breast, head shots, horror, horror movies, Jared Harris, language, Mike Epps, Milla Jovovich, nemeses, Nemesis, nipples, nude, Nudity, Oded Fehr, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Razaaq Adoti, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, S.T.A.R.S., sci-fi, science fiction, Sienna Guillory, Sony Pictures, Sophie Vavasseur, suspense, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Umbrella Corporation, undead, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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Recon Mission: The Incredible Hulk vs. The Barely Credible
The lethal ladies of Arterial Spray can’t agree on whether The Incredible Hulk sucks or rocks. Find out why. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Abomination, action movies, brief suggestive content, Bruce Banner, Edward Norton, Hulk, Incredible Hulk, intense action violence, Iron Man, Jack Kirby, Liv Tyler, Marvel Comics, monster, partial male nudity, PG-13, Robert Downey Jr., some frightening sci-fi images, Stan Lee, superhero, Tim Blake Nelson, Tim Roth, Universal Pictures, William Hurt, Zak Penn
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