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Category Archives: PG-13
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I do have one beef. Indy climbed into a lead refrigerator, and ended up surviving the nuclear bomb. Really? Is that possible? I am going to be really mad when I try to survive a nuclear bomb that way and it doesn’t work. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, YouTube
Tagged action adventure, Cate Blanchett, David Koepp, George Lucas, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Jeff Nathanson, Jim Broadbent, John Hurt, Karen Allen, Luci Romberg, Nuked the Fridge, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, Philip Kaufman, Ray Winstone, scary images, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg, violence
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Quantum of Solace (2008)
“If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be greatly appreciated.” I think that this line spoken by M (Judi Dench) to Bond (Daniel Craig) explains this movie very well. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 007, action, butt, Dame Judy Dench, Daniel Craig, Gemma Arterton, Ian Fleming, James Bond, Jeffrey Wright, Jesper Christensen, Joaquin Cosio, Marc Forster, Mathieu Amalric, mild female nudity, Neal Purvis, Olga Kurylenko, Paul Haggis, PG-13, Quantum of Solace, Robert Wade, some sexual content, Sony Pictures, violence
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Cloverfield (2008)
It’s a good movie overall, great for a scary movie night. The lesson that can be learned here is to never live in New York. Crap always goes down in New York first. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, Cloverfield, Drew Goddard, explosion, giant monster, horror, J.J. Abrams, Jessica Lucas, Lady Liberty, Lizzy Caplan, Matt Reeves, Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, monster, New York, Odette Yustman, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, science fiction, suspense, T.J. Miller, terror, thriller, violence
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You Got Served (2004)
I know what you’re thinking…You Got Served isn’t an action flick. Well, I didn’t think so either, until I watched it! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, PG-13, What is it?
Tagged Chris Stokes, comedy, dancing, J-Boog, Jennifer Nicole Freeman, Lil Fizz, Lil Saint, Marques Houston, Meagan Good, musical, Omarion, orange county, PG-13, Raz-B, Scrappy Doo, Screen Gems, sexual references, Steve Harvey, You Got Served
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Recon Mission: The Incredible Hulk vs. The Barely Credible
The lethal ladies of Arterial Spray can’t agree on whether The Incredible Hulk sucks or rocks. Find out why. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Abomination, action movies, brief suggestive content, Bruce Banner, Edward Norton, Hulk, Incredible Hulk, intense action violence, Iron Man, Jack Kirby, Liv Tyler, Marvel Comics, monster, partial male nudity, PG-13, Robert Downey Jr., some frightening sci-fi images, Stan Lee, superhero, Tim Blake Nelson, Tim Roth, Universal Pictures, William Hurt, Zak Penn
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008): More Mummies, Minus Some Magic
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor starts off slow, too slow, but picks up speed and becomes a very watchable, never dull bit of cinema with some interesting ideas and clever visuals that might have been more impressive had the movie managed to seize us earlier like the series’ previous installments. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, fantasy, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, action movies, adventure, Alfred Gough, Anthony Wong, Asia, Asian, Brenden Fraser, CGI, China, Chinese, deux ex machina, Hamunaptra 3, immortal, immortality, Isabella Leong, Jet Li, John Hannah, Luke Ford, magic, Maria Bello, Michelle Yeoh, Miles Millar, monster, mummy, Orient, Oriental, PG-13, Rachel Weiss, Rob Cohen, spoiler, Stephen Sommers, superpowers, The Mummy, The Mummy 3, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Universal Pictures, violence
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