Category Archives: PG-13

Crackle Team Up: Rage and Honor (1992)

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I’ve teamed up with Crackle several times now so when they let me know they would be having an action film special, I just had to participate. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Brian Thompson, Catherine Bach, crackle, Crime, Cynthia Rothrock, IRS Media, karate, martial arts, Mighty Morphin Mullet Ranger, mullet, Rage and Honor, Richard Norton, Terence H. Winkless, Terri Treas, World Karate Champion | 1 Comment

James Cameron’s Avatar (2009)

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

So I finally went to see Avatar. Why do I have suddenly want to revisit FernGully? Hmm, that’s weird and completely unrelated I’m sure. Anyway, the plot of Avatar is… you know what? Just watch the trailer. Continue reading →

Posted in 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, Christmas, fantasy, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged 3-D, action, Avatar, explosion, FernGully, James Cameron, Michelle Rodriguez, Na'vi, Pandora, romance, Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Smurfs, Zoe Saldana | 14 Comments

2012 (2009) Spoilers Galore!

Posted on November 15, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.

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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged 2012, action, Amanda Peet, Apocalypse, ark, Beatrice Rosen, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Columbia Pictures, Danny Glover, disaster movie, Dr. Phil, end of the world, explosion, Harald Kloser, Independence Day, intense disaster sequences, John Cusack, language, Mayan, Mayan Long Count calendar, Oliver Platt, PG-13, Roland Emmerich, Serenity, Sony, Spoilers, Thandie Newton, the Operative, Thomas McCarthy, tsunami, visual effects, Woody Harrelson, Y2K, Yellowstone National Park, Zlatko Buric | 13 Comments

Surrogates (2009): Die Hardly or How to Underuse Bruce Willis

Posted on September 28, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Surrogates summary in 21 words:

This isn’t an action film or comedy. The plot is interesting in theory but poorly executed. It was okay, not great.
End of summary. Thank you, thank you.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged action, Boris Kodjoe, Brett Weldele, Bruce Willis, drama, drug-related scene, graphic novel, I Robot, James Cromwell, James Francis Ginty, John D. Brancato, Jonathan Mostow, language, Michael Ferris, mystery, Radha Mitchell, Robert Venditti, robot, Rosamund Pike, sci-fi, science fiction, sexuality, spoiler, Surrogates, Touchstone Pictures, Ving Rhames, violence | 10 Comments

District 9 (2009) Spoiler Free!

Posted on August 19, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Mmmmm, CAT FOOD! Wouldn’t you just love a big can of cat food? If your answer is yes, then you have a weird taste in food and you might be an alien. Watch District 9 and you’ll know what I’m talking about. I think I’m safe in assuming I’m not an alien. I haven’t gotten down on all fours and knocked my cat out of the way so that I can eat her food, yet.

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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, PG-13, R-rated, science fiction | Tagged action, Aliens, bloody violence, cat food, David James, discriminate, District 9, explosion, Neill Blomkamp, pervasive language, Peter Jackson, R-rated, sci-fi, science fiction, Scorpion King 2, Sharlto Copley, Sony Pictures, South Africa, spoiler, Terri Tatchell | 5 Comments

Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man

Posted on August 13, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition Man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, 3.5 kabooms, action, chick flick, comedy, PG-13, R-rated | Tagged Alex Breckenridge, Amanda Bynes, Andy Fickman, Beetlejuice, Benjamin Bratt, Channing Tatum, Daniel Waters, David Cross, Demolition Man, Dennis Leary, DreamWorks SKG, Ewan Leslie, Glenn Shadix, Hairspray, Jack Black, Jack Leslie, Julie Hagerty, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Laura Ramsey, Marco Brambilla, Nigel Hawthorne, Peter M. Lenkov, PG-13, R-rated, Rob Schneider, Robert Hoffman, Robert Reneau, Sandra Bullock, She's the Man, Sylvester Stallone, Versus, Vinnie Jones, Warner Bros. Pictures, Wesley Snipes, William Shakespeare | 9 Comments

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller). Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero | Tagged action, Anastasia Cisarovna, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Cover Girl, David Elliot, Dennis Quaid, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Paramount Pictures, Paul Lovett, PG-13, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Stephen Sommers, Storm Shadow, Stuart Beattie, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, violence, Zartan | 15 Comments

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Autobots, Bumblebee, Decepticons, Ehren Kruger, John Benjamin Hickey, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, language, Megan Fox, Megatron, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Paramount Pictures, Peter Cullen, PG-13, Roberto Orci, science fiction, scifi, sexual material, Shia LaBeouf, Shia Lebeouf, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson, violence | 12 Comments