Category Archives: PG-13

Spoiler Free Super 8 (2011): What Is That Thing?

Jump in your time machine and go back to 1979 when there were no iPads or even cell phones! This was also the time when movies were filmed by using Super 8 cartridges (a roll of 8mm wide film,) instead … Continue reading

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X-Men: First Class (2011): Surprisingly Good!

One thing you can always count on from an X-Men movie is that you will leave the theater wishing you had superpowers and/or trying to move things with your mind. X-Men: First Class is no exception. So go ahead and … Continue reading

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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!

Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 … Continue reading

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Thor (2011): Will You Be Thunderstruck?

Thor is one film where I will complain that the lead guy did not spend enough time with his shirt off! I usually don’t fawn over the handsome men in films (unless it’s 300 or Jason Statham), but holy pepperoni … Continue reading

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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) – Dead on Arrival?

I would like to clarify something: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night sucks as an action film! Don’t get confused by its label of ‘action comedy horror’ film, because it ain’t action,  and it’s not all that much of a comedy … Continue reading

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Sucker Punch (2011)

When I first heard about Sucker Punch, I thought it looked great. And I was right, it looked great, but it was not a great movie. Set in the 1950s, Baby Doll (Emily Browning) is sent to a mental institution … Continue reading

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Mini Review: Game of Death (2010)

Game of Death sounds like a game I wouldn’t really want to play, but thankfully, it’s a movie, not a real game, and one you might want to watch. Starring Wesley Snipes as CIA Agent Marcus, this film keeps the … Continue reading

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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!

Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading

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