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Category Archives: PG-13
X-Men: First Class (2011): Surprisingly Good!
One thing you can always count on from an X-Men movie is that you will leave the theater wishing you had superpowers and/or trying to move things with your mind. X-Men: First Class is no exception. So go ahead and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, superhero
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, First Class, James McAvoy, Kevin Bacon, Magneto, Michael Fassbender, movie, mutants, Professor X, Sebastian Shaw, superhero, superpowers, X-men, X-Men: First Class
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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!
Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, 3-D, action, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 3-D, action, adventure, Cam Gigandet, cost extra, cross shurikens, explosion, horror, Karl Urban, kill, Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Paul Bettany, PG-13, Priest, Priest 3D, shurikens, Vampires
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Thor (2011): Will You Be Thunderstruck?
Thor is one film where I will complain that the lead guy did not spend enough time with his shirt off! I usually don’t fawn over the handsome men in films (unless it’s 300 or Jason Statham), but holy pepperoni … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, superhero
Tagged 300, 3D, action, Action Flick Chick, Anthony Hopkins, Asgard, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth shirtless, Earth, Frost Giants, God of Thunder, Jaimie Alexander, Jane Foster, Jason Statham, Kat Dennings, Loki, Marvel Studios, Mary Jane, Mjolnir, Natalie Portman, odin, Rocket Llama, Sif, Spoilers, superhero, Thor, Tom Hiddleston
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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) – Dead on Arrival?
I would like to clarify something: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night sucks as an action film! Don’t get confused by its label of ‘action comedy horror’ film, because it ain’t action, and it’s not all that much of a comedy … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, horror, Independent, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Anita Briem, Brandon Routh, comedy, Dylan Dog, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, horror, Sam Huntington
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Sucker Punch (2011)
When I first heard about Sucker Punch, I thought it looked great. And I was right, it looked great, but it was not a great movie. Set in the 1950s, Baby Doll (Emily Browning) is sent to a mental institution … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, fantasy, movie, PG-13
Tagged Abbie Cornish, action, Action Flick Chick, Amber, asylum, Baby Doll, Blondie, director's cut, Emily Browning, fantasy, Jamie Chung, Jena Malone, lobotomy, Robo Bunny War Suits, Rocket, Rocket Llama, Sucker Punch, Sweet Pea, Vanessa Hudgens, Wikipedia, Zack Snyder
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Mini Review: Game of Death (2010)
Game of Death sounds like a game I wouldn’t really want to play, but thankfully, it’s a movie, not a real game, and one you might want to watch. Starring Wesley Snipes as CIA Agent Marcus, this film keeps the … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, trailers
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, arms dealers, Blu-ray, CIA, DVD, Game of Death, Gary Daniels, Robert Davi, thriller, Wesley Snipes, Zoe Bell
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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!
Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, family, movie, PG-13, superhero
Tagged 2D, 3-D, 3D, Action Flick Chick, Black Beauty, Blue Wombat, Britt Reid, Bruce Lee, Chudnofsky, David Harbour, Dynamic Duo, Jay Chou, Kato, Mythbusters, Scanlon, Seth Rogen, The Green Hornet, TV show
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