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The Princess (2022): No Distressed Damsels Here
The “Damsel in Distress” trope is one of the oldest, and most annoying tropes to still exist. This is 2022, knock that shit off already. Yes, I do recognize that in order to really stick it to the protagonist, sometimes … Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action chick, Action Flick Chick, Action Movie Freak, Damsel in Distress, Dominic Cooper, Ed Stoppard, Hulu, Jennifer Matarese, Joey King, Kefi Abrikh, movie, Olga Kurylenko, One man wrecking crew, R-rated, Syfy, The Kissing Booth, The Predator, The Princess, The Princess 2022, The princess review, The Princess spoilers, Veronica Ngo, violence
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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982): RSVP to This Forgotten Slasher Classic
Let’s go back to the teenage years where slumber parties were bountiful and all the girls got naked in front of each other while changing clothes. What fun! Oh, those were the days…but did women always get naked in front … Continue reading
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amy Holden Jones, Andree Honore, Bechdel test, boobs, Debra De Liso, Driller Killer, Gina Smika Hunter, horror, Jennifer Meyers, Michael Villella, Michele Michaels, movie, R-rated, Rita Mae Brown, Robin Stille, slumber party, Slumber Pary Massacre review, The Slumber Party Massacre, The Slumber Party Massacre spoilers
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Prey (2022): A Feast for the Action Movie Predators
It’s time for humans to play prey to another Predator! This time there isn’t a Schwarzenegger to save the day as Prey (2022) is set about 300 years ago before any other Predator film. Our protagonist, Naru (Amber Midthunder) is … Continue reading
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amber Midthunder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Comanche, Dakota Beavers, Dane DeLiegro, Dutch, Hulu, movie, Naru, Predator, Prey, prey ending explained, Prey review, Prey spoilers, Taabe, violence
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Radioactive, Radioactive: Five Eco-Horror Flicks
For years, movies about the destruction of the planet and the power of mother nature for years have rained into theaters. Despite this, it seems like people are just as slow to learn in real life as in these catastrophe … Continue reading
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Tagged C.H.U.D, Children of men, eco-horror, Environmental movies, Silent Running, The Day After Tomorrow, Them!
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How Cell Phones and Security Systems Changed Horror Movies Forever
Most horror movies seem to follow a specific set of rules. Killers are supernaturally smart, strong, sneaky, or all three. Victims are naïve, weak, and unable to understand what is going on around them until it is too late and … Continue reading
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Tagged cell phones, Funny Games, Home Invasion movies, horror movies, Poltergeist, Scream, The Ring
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The Intriguing Story of Jason Statham’s Wild Card
As casino-themed movies go, up until recently they had relative cinematic success. You only have to reference the likes of Casino (1995) starring Robert Di Niro, Sharon Stone and Joe Pesci for proof that films showcasing the wonders of gambling … Continue reading
AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading