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The Princess (2022): No Distressed Damsels Here

The “Damsel in Distress” trope is one of the oldest, and most annoying tropes to still exist. This is 2022, knock that shit off already. Yes, I do recognize that in order to really stick it to the protagonist, sometimes … Continue reading

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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982): RSVP to This Forgotten Slasher Classic

Let’s go back to the teenage years where slumber parties were bountiful and all the girls got naked in front of each other while changing clothes. What fun! Oh, those were the days…but did women always get naked in front … Continue reading

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Prey (2022): A Feast for the Action Movie Predators

It’s time for humans to play prey to another Predator! This time there isn’t a Schwarzenegger to save the day as Prey (2022) is set about 300 years ago before any other Predator film. Our protagonist, Naru (Amber Midthunder) is … Continue reading

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Rambo: Last Blood (2019)- A Bloody Bad Time

It should be no surprise to hear that this Action Chick is a huge fan of Sylvester Stallone and the Rambo series in general. In fact, it was after watching Rambo (the fourth one) that I decided I just had … Continue reading

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Radioactive, Radioactive: Five Eco-Horror Flicks

For years, movies about the destruction of the planet and the power of mother nature for years have rained into theaters. Despite this, it seems like people are just as slow to learn in real life as in these catastrophe … Continue reading

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How Cell Phones and Security Systems Changed Horror Movies Forever

Most horror movies seem to follow a specific set of rules. Killers are supernaturally smart, strong, sneaky, or all three. Victims are naïve, weak, and unable to understand what is going on around them until it is too late and … Continue reading

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The Intriguing Story of Jason Statham’s Wild Card

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As casino-themed movies go, up until recently they had relative cinematic success. You only have to reference the likes of Casino (1995) starring Robert Di Niro, Sharon Stone and Joe Pesci for proof that films showcasing the wonders of gambling … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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