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The Lost Boys (1987)

Corey Haim’s character, Sam, is supposed to be a teenager in this movie. Well he gets scared and asks his mommy if he can sleep with her in her bed. OMG! You’re a teenager. How about you grow a pair and kill any vampires that come into your room. Freakin’ nursery school. Continue reading

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Quarantine (2008)

I didn’t know what to expect and I think because of that, it was a very tense and scary movie to watch. I say that because I have heard that the trailers give away some key plot points of the movie that kind of ruins it for you. So beware of the trailers! Continue reading

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Nothing says good old fashioned scary zombie movie like having two hot women kick some zombie . . . Continue reading

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

I am talking about the remake, the one from 2004. I mean, I love this movie so much I would marry it, and gladly have its zombie babies. Continue reading

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Die Hard (1988)

Bruce Willis is John McClane in the Die Hard series. In this first one he’s young, very fit, and still has lots of hair. Bruce Willis with hair? Who knew? Continue reading

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Rambo (2008), a.k.a. John Rambo, the fourth one

Nonstop, realistic, and scary yet awesome are just a few words that describe this movie. I have never in my life seen a movie as real and uncut as this one; and I have seen a lot of action flicks. Continue reading

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Tropic Thunder (2008)

I wouldn’t recommend watching this movie for the action. Watch it for the humor, and of course, the eye candy that you get with Stiller, Downey, and McConaughey. It makes you feel like a fat kid in a candy store, wanting to hungrily grab everything/everyone that you see. Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Incredible Hulk vs. The Barely Credible

The lethal ladies of Arterial Spray can’t agree on whether The Incredible Hulk sucks or rocks. Find out why. Continue reading

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