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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Everyone knows why T2 is awesome, and everyone should know what happens in T2. If you don’t, shame on you. Watch it now! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action adventure, action films, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carolco Pictures, cyborgs, Earl Boen, Edward Furlong, James Cameron, Joe Morton, language, Linda Hamilton, R-rated, Robert Patrick, science fiction, scifi, T-1000, T-800, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, violence, William Wisher Jr
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Tremors (1990) Hungry? Eat Some Bacon!
There’s nothing like getting sprayed with someone else’s crap to make you rethink what you’re doing in life! That’s all it took for Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) to finally decide to leave Perfection, Nevada; but it was just “one damn day too late.” Dum Dum Dum. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action adventure, Brent Maddock, Charlotte Stewart, comedy, Finn Carter, Fred Ward, Graboids, Guns, Kevin Bacon, language, Michael Gross, Natsukashi, PG-13, Reba McEntire, Ron Underwood, S.S. Wilson, science fiction, scifi, Tremors, Universal Pictures, violence
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #1)
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Col. William Stryker, Daniel Henney, Danny Huston, David Beniof, Deadpool, Dominic Monaghan, fangirl, fangirls, Gavin Hood, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Liev Schrieber, Marvel Comics, Partial Nudity, PG-13, reviews, Ryan Reynolds, Sabertooth, science fiction, Skip Woods, superhero, Taylor Kitsch, violence, Wade Wilson, Weapon X, Will.i.am, Wolverine, X-men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Wanted (2008) Bullets, Rat Bombs, and Angelina Jolie
GENRE(S): Action | Suspense/Thriller WRITTEN BY: J.G. Jones (comic book series), Mark Millar (comic book series) Michael Brandt (story & screenplay) Derek Haas (story & screenplay) Chris Morgan (screenplay) DIRECTED BY: Timur Bekmambetov RELEASE DATE: DVD: December 2, 2008 Theatrical: … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged * Comics *, action, Angelina Jolie, Assassin, assassins, Bend Bullets, Chris Morgan, Common, Derek Haas, Guns, J. G. Jones, James McAvoy, Mark Millar, Michael Brandt, Morgan Freeman, Partial Nudity, R-rated, sexuality, strong bloody violence, suspense, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Timur Bekmambetov, Universal Studios, Wanted
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Watchmen (2009)
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, R-rated, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Adrian Veidt, Alan Moore, Alex Tse, alternate history, Billy Crudup, boobs, breasts, Carla Gugino, Charlton Comics, Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, DC Comics, Doctor Manhatten, Dr. Manhatten, Earth-4, female nudity, Jackie Earl Haley, Jackie Earle Hailey, Jackie Earle Haley, Jacky Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Higgins, Lauri Jupiter, male nudity, Malin Akerman, Matt Frewer, Matthew Goode, Moloch, Moloch the Mystic, Night Owl, Nite Owl, Nite Owl II, nude, Nudity, Ozymandius, Pat Buchanan, Patrick Wilson, penis, R-rated, Rorschach, Sally Jupiter, sci-fi, science fiction, Sex Scene, Silk Specter, Silk Spectre, Silk Spectre II, Solid Snake, spoiler, Stephen McHattie, superhero, superhero sex, superhero team, superheroes, Tales of the Black Freighter, The Comedian, vagina, Vietnam War, vigilante, Walter Kovacs, Watchmen, Watchmen: The IMAX Experience, Zack Snyder
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Death Race (2008)
Holy Crap! Jason Statham is in excellent shape. Anyone who appreciates a finely tuned body, boys and girls alike, should see Statham in Death Race. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Blue Shell, Charles B. Griffith, Death Race, Ian McShane, Ib Melchior, Jason Clarke, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, language, Natalie Martinez, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Robert Thom, spoiler, Tyrese Gibson, Universal Pictures, violence
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Push (2009)
Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning light up the screen in the sort-of-action film Push. I have to say that despite its slow pace, I liked this flick. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged action, brief strong language, Camilla Belle, Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, David Bourla, Djimon Hounsou, Human Torch, Maggie Siff, Paul McGuigan, PG-13, psychic, Push, sci-fi, Scott Michael Campbell, Summit Entertainment, suspense, thriller, violence, X-men
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Resident Evil (2002)
You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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