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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Autobots, Bumblebee, Decepticons, Ehren Kruger, John Benjamin Hickey, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, language, Megan Fox, Megatron, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Paramount Pictures, Peter Cullen, PG-13, Roberto Orci, science fiction, scifi, sexual material, Shia LaBeouf, Shia Lebeouf, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson, violence
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Coming Attractions: Ninja Assassin (2009)
Set to be released on November 25, 2009, Ninja Assassin should rock our faces off! Ninja Assassin is written by J. Michael Straczynski (who you may know as a writer for Marvel Comics) and Matthew Sand; and produced by the Wachowski brothers, with David Leitch as a 2nd unit director. Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, movie
Tagged action, Adriana Altaras, Assassin, Ben Miles, blood, bloody stylized violence, David Leitch, decapitation, defenestration, Europol, Flood of blood, Ill-Young Kim, J. Michael Straczynski, James McTeigue, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jung Jihoon, Korean, Kylie Goldstein, language, Linh Dan Pham, Matthew Sand, Naomi Harris, Naomie Harris, Ninja, Ninja Assassin, R-rated, Rain, Raizo, Randall Duk Kim, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Singer Rain, Stephen Marcus, Sung Yang, Wachowski brothers, Warner Bros., Warner Bros. Pictures, Yakuza, Yu Fang, Yuki Iwamoto
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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Carissa Capobianco, Chandler Darby, comedy, Compound B, Dance of the Dead, drug, explosion, gore, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, head shots, horror, Jared Kusnitz, Joe Ballarini, kill, language, Mark Oliver, R-rated, Randy McDowell, undead, violence, zombie, zombies
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My Name is Bruce (2008)
So a guy, Jeff (Taylor Sharpe), unknowingly releases Guan-di, a Chinese God of war, while hanging around in a cemetery. Why? Well, we all know the cemetery is the new mall, plenty of flowers to choose from and places to sit while hanging out and talking about how much you hate your parents. Anyway, so Jeff kidnaps Bruce Campbell to help save the country town of Gold Lick. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, B-movie, Bruce Campbell, comedy, Dark Horse Entertainment, Evil Dead, God, Guan-di, language, Mark Verheiden, parody, R-rated, spoof, Taylor Sharpe, Ted Raimi, violence
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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale
Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action movies, Balthazar Getty, Ben Affleck, Chris Moore, Clu Gulager, comedy, Dimension Films, drug content, Eric Dane, Feast, gore, Harvey Weinstein, Henry Rollins, Hero, horror, Jason Mewes, Jay and Silent Bob, Jenny Wade, John Gulager, Josh Zuckerman, Judah Friedlander, Krista Allen, language, Marcus Dunstan, Matt Damon, monster, Navi Rawat, Patrick Melton, penis, Project Greenlight, R-rated, sexuality, violence, Wes Craven
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Upcoming Movie: The Expendables (2010)
I am super excited about this upcoming flick, The Expendables, mainly because of the cast. It has some of the greatest action stars of all time combined into one film… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action films, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brittany Murphy, Bruce Willis, Charisma Carpenter, Dave Callaham, Dolph Lundgen, Eric Roberts, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Millennium Films, Steve Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables, thriller
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Terminator: Salvation (2009) – Ready to Pull the Trigger
“Get your ass to Mars” because it’s the only safe place left! The terminators are here and they’re vicious!. Terminator: Salvation depicts for us what Judgment Day looks like and what happens afterward. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, action films, Anton Telchin, Anton Yelchin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian Bale, Common, David C. Wilson, Gale Anne Hurd, Helena Bonham Carter, Jadagrace, James Cameron, John Connor, John D. Brancato, Kyle Reese, language, Linda Hamilton, McG, Michael Ferris, Moon Bloodgood, PG-13, resistance, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, Terminator Salvation, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Terminator Salvation (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #3)
Posted in action, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, action films, Anton Telchin, Anton Yelchin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian Bale, Common, David C. Wilson, Gale Anne Hurd, Helena Bonham Carter, Jadagrace, James Cameron, John Connor, John D. Brancato, Kyle Reese, language, Linda Hamilton, McG, Michael Ferris, Moon Bloodgood, PG-13, resistance, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, Terminator Salvation, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures
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