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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. Continue reading

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Coming Attractions: Ninja Assassin (2009)

Set to be released on November 25, 2009, Ninja Assassin should rock our faces off! Ninja Assassin is written by J. Michael Straczynski (who you may know as a writer for Marvel Comics) and Matthew Sand; and produced by the Wachowski brothers, with David Leitch as a 2nd unit director. Continue reading

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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?

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My Name is Bruce (2008)

So a guy, Jeff (Taylor Sharpe), unknowingly releases Guan-di, a Chinese God of war, while hanging around in a cemetery. Why? Well, we all know the cemetery is the new mall, plenty of flowers to choose from and places to sit while hanging out and talking about how much you hate your parents. Anyway, so Jeff kidnaps Bruce Campbell to help save the country town of Gold Lick. Continue reading

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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale

Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading

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Upcoming Movie: The Expendables (2010)

I am super excited about this upcoming flick, The Expendables, mainly because of the cast. It has some of the greatest action stars of all time combined into one film… Continue reading

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Terminator: Salvation (2009) – Ready to Pull the Trigger

“Get your ass to Mars” because it’s the only safe place left! The terminators are here and they’re vicious!. Terminator: Salvation depicts for us what Judgment Day looks like and what happens afterward. Continue reading

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Terminator Salvation (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #3)

Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #3: Terminator Salvation. Continue reading

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