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Coming Attraction: Battle: Los Angeles (2011)
Battle: Los Angeles is an upcoming science fiction film inspired by a true incident in Los Angeles. In 1942 there was supposedly an unidentified object hovering over Los Angeles to which we responded by firing anti-aircraft missiles at it. Later … Continue reading
The Karate Kid (2010)
No one beats up Will Smith’s kid and gets away with it as evidenced by The Karate Kid, where Jaden Smith kung fu’s a bully’s ass down a couple of notches. This film is a reboot of the 1984 movie … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Bully, China, Dre, family, jacket off, jacket on, Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, karate, kung fu, Kung fu kid, The Karate Kid, Will Smith
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Coming Attraction: The Warrior’s Way (2010)
I’m pretty excited about The Warrior’s Way. The trailer is action packed and that’s what I care about! This is a marital arts film starring Jang Dong-Gun , Kate Bosworth, Geoffrey Rush, and Danny Huston. Jang Dong-Gun plays Yang, the … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, movie, trailers, YouTube
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, Asian Warrior, Assassin, coming attraction, Danny Huston, Dong-gun Jang, Geoffrey Rush, Jang Dong-gun, Kate Bosworth, marital arts film, Ninja, preview, Sngmoo Lee, spoiler, The Warrior's Way, Ti Lung, Tony Cox, trailer
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Coming Attraction: Unstoppable (2010)
Unstoppable is about two engineers, Frank (Denzel Washington) and Captain Kirk (Chris Pine), out to stop a half mile long train barreling towards a city. Why don’t they just put on the brakes? It doesn’t have any! And the really … Continue reading
RED (2010)
55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, PG-13
Tagged Action Flick Chick, action rom com, badass, Brian Cox, Bruce Willis, CIA, comic book, elderly, explosions, extremely dangerous, Helen Mirren, John Malkcovich, Karl Urban, machine guns, Mary-Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman, pension checks, RED, retired, retired extremely dangerous, rocket launcher, Rocket Llama, San Diego Comic Con 2010, Spoilers
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Jackass 3-D (2010)
I can say without a doubt that Jackass 3D is one film set I would never want to visit. It would be really cool to meet these guys and maybe hang out with them…from a distance. And by “distance” I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated, TV
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, Balls, Bam Margera, bodily waste, butt, butt sweat, crotch, crotch shot, Dunn, excrement, fecal matter, feces, film, jackass 3-d, Jackass 3D, Johnny Knoxville, Mafia, nude, Nudity, pee, penis, penises, perspiration, piss, poop, Preston Lacy, Ryan Dunn, Spoilers, Steve-O, stunts, sweat, testicles, TV, urine, vomit, Wee Man
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