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Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin
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Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool
Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, conservative, Cuban, guerrilla warfare, Guinness Book of World Records, Harry Dean Stanton, Herbie the Love Bug, Jennifer Grey, John Milius, Kevin Reynolds, Lea Thompson, Meatwad, Patrick Swayze, PG-13, Rambo, red dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Scrubs, Soviets, survival, Valkyrie Films, violence, Wolverines, World War III
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes
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Dreaming of a Black Christmas (2019)
How many remakes does it take for a remake to take gold? Black Christmas is still trying to figure that out. There are now three different Black Christmas movies, the original dates back to 1974, the first remake in 2006, … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, chick flick, Christmas, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 2019, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Aleyse Shannon, April Wolfe, Black Christmas, Black Christmas ending explained, Black Christmas remake, Black Christmas spoilers, Brittany O'Grady, Carey Elwes, horror, Imogen Poots, Lily Donoghue, movie, R-rated, Sophia Takal
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The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)
Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Christmas, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alfred Adler, Black Christmas, Black Christmas ending, Black Christmas remake, Black Christmas spoilers, Christmas, Glen Morgan, horror, Katie Cassidy, Kristen Cloke, Lacey Chabert, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michelle Trachtenberg, middle child syndrome, movie
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Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!
Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, comedy, holiday, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alex Hassell, Alexander Elliot, Alexis Louder, Beverly D'Angelo, Christmas, David Harbour, Die Hard Christmas, Edi Patterson, Hellboy, horror, It's a Wonderful Life, John Leguizamo, Josh Miller, Leah Brady, Lightstone family, movie, Pat Casey, R-rated, Santa Claus, Scrooge, Skull Crusher, Tommy Wirkola, violence, Violent Night, Violent Night explained, Violent Night review, Violent Night spoilers, White Christmas
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Black Christmas (1974): Ho, Ho, Ho-rror at the Sorority House
Looking for the next feel good holiday themed movie to put on at Christmas time? Well, keep looking. Buuuuut if you are looking for a real creepy-as-shit horror film, look no further! Black Christmas (1974) is the one you want.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Christmas, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged A. Roy Moore, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Billy, Black Christmas, Black Christmas remake, Black Christmas spoilers, Bob Clark, calling from inside the house, Christmas movie, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, John Saxon, Margot Kidder, movie, Olivia Hussey, R-rated, Sorority, violence
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Be a Santa for Penny Lane! Join Patricia Tallman (Babylon 5, Night of the Living Dead) in Helping Abused Youth
Patricia Tallman – actress, stuntwoman, and author – needs you. For years, Pat has volunteered for the Penny Lane home which provides what is often the last, best hope for more than 100 emotionally, sexually, and physically abused kids aged 12-18. Continue reading
Posted in announcement, Christmas, holiday
Tagged Army of Darkness, Babylon 5, Be a Santa, charity, Christmas charity, donations, emotional abuse, Jurassic Park, Night of the Living Dead, Pat Tallman, Patricia Tallman, Penny Lane, physical abuse, sexual abuse, Speed, tax deductible, The Long Kiss Goodnight, verbal abuse
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