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Star Wars Episode VII Review: How the Force Awakened a Dead Franchise

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“May the Force be with you.” Lightsaber battles. Princess Leia killing Jabba the Hut with the chains of her own imprisonment. “Luke – I am your father.” Any of these scenes would most likely recall huge emotion in the heart … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: 14 Reasons Why Die Hard is Pretty Much the Best Action Movie Ever

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I was interviewed recently on the influence of Die Hard in the action genre, and, while I was mulling it over in my head, all these little details started sticking out about the flick, making me realize how much care … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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The Walking Dead 5-12: Treat Yo’ Self

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Remember what Rick looks like without his beard? Remember what any of Rick’s Rebels look like in clothes that aren’t caked in dirt and blood? “Remember” helps jog our memories of a simpler time by giving us a gentle, but … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review- Blood Pumping, Brain Dead Action

When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)

A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Roger Corman’s Piranhaconda- Craptastically Amazing!

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It seems like only Roger Corman and Syfy could come up with something as ridiculous as Piranhaconda and make it so craptastically amazing! Imagine the teeth of a piranha added to the body of an insanely large anaconda (yes, large … Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!

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Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors … Continue reading

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