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Star Wars Episode VII Review: How the Force Awakened a Dead Franchise
“May the Force be with you.” Lightsaber battles. Princess Leia killing Jabba the Hut with the chains of her own imprisonment. “Luke – I am your father.” Any of these scenes would most likely recall huge emotion in the heart … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Guest Writer, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, Darth Vader, Finn, George Lucas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, JJ Abrams, John Boyega, Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Princess Leia, Rey, Star Wars, Star Wars episode VII, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Star Wars: The Force Awakens review, The Force Awakens
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AFC Classic: 14 Reasons Why Die Hard is Pretty Much the Best Action Movie Ever
I was interviewed recently on the influence of Die Hard in the action genre, and, while I was mulling it over in my head, all these little details started sticking out about the flick, making me realize how much care … Continue reading
Posted in 5 kabooms, action, trivia
Tagged Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Hans Gruber, John McClane, Yipee Ki-yay motherfucker
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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
The Walking Dead 5-12: Treat Yo’ Self
Remember what Rick looks like without his beard? Remember what any of Rick’s Rebels look like in clothes that aren’t caked in dirt and blood? “Remember” helps jog our memories of a simpler time by giving us a gentle, but … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, horror, Recap, The Walking Dead
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Alexandria, AMC, Andrew Lincoln, Carol, Dale face, Glen, Michonne, recap, Remember, Rick's beard, Rick's Rebels, Steven Yeun, The Dale Face, The Walking Dead
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AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review- Blood Pumping, Brain Dead Action
When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading
Posted in 4 kabooms, movie
Tagged Alice, Capcom, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil Movies, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Wesker
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AFC Classic: Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)
A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and … Continue reading
AFC Classic: Roger Corman’s Piranhaconda- Craptastically Amazing!
It seems like only Roger Corman and Syfy could come up with something as ridiculous as Piranhaconda and make it so craptastically amazing! Imagine the teeth of a piranha added to the body of an insanely large anaconda (yes, large … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, TV
Tagged cheesy movie, monster movie, Piranhaconda, Roger Corman, Syfi
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AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Du, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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