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1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!
Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie, R-rated, science fiction, So Bad They're Good
Tagged 1990 The Bronx Warriors, 1990: The Bronx Warriors plot, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Christopher Connelly, Enzo Castellari, Fred Williamson, Marco De Gregorio, Mark Gregory, Massimo Vanni, movie, post-apocalyptic, R-rated, Stefania Girolami Goodwin, The Bronx Warriors ending, The Bronx Warriors spoilers, Vic Morrow, violence, zombies
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Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin
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Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool
Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, conservative, Cuban, guerrilla warfare, Guinness Book of World Records, Harry Dean Stanton, Herbie the Love Bug, Jennifer Grey, John Milius, Kevin Reynolds, Lea Thompson, Meatwad, Patrick Swayze, PG-13, Rambo, red dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Scrubs, Soviets, survival, Valkyrie Films, violence, Wolverines, World War III
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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?
The Korean John Wick? Not quite, but it makes for a decent tagline for this article!
Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks
Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, holiday, horror, R-rated
Tagged Anna Paquin, Bad Hat Harry Productions, boobs, breasts, Brian Cox, candy, costumes, Dylan Baker, graphic violence, Halloween, horror, jack-o'-lantern, Lauren Lee Smith, Leslie Bibb, Michael Dougherty, principal, Quinn Lord, R-rated, revenge, Rochelle Aytes, Sam, sex, special bus, spoiler, Trick 'r Tweet, Twilight Zone
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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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