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NYCC 2012: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)- All Monsters, No Mash
NYCC held a press screening for Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, and I was there to get the scoop. The Silent Hill video games have some of the most terrifying creatures ever dreamed up by the human brain, and now you … Continue reading
Looper (2012): You’ll Want to Stay in the Loop on this One!
Let me give you the scooper about a time travel flick called Looper. In it, Joseph-Gordon Levitt is super, and Bruce Willis also kicks major pooper. Okay, I’m foregoing the rhyming shtick for the rest of this review. The much-anticipated … Continue reading
Dredd (2012): You Don’t Have to Dread Seeing Dredd!
Let Action Chick go ahead and drop a wisdom bomb on you guys: Dredd is good! Yay! I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve seen a new release that was good, but Dredd entertains with a ton of … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Dredd 3D, I am the law, Judge Dredd, Karl Urban, Lena Headey, Ma-Ma, movie, Olivia Thirlby, Sylvester Stallone, The Raid
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Resident Evil: Retribution – Someone Put a Bullet in this Franchise, Please!
If you want to see Resident Evil: Retribution but are on a tight budget, just watch a gif of Milla Jovovich shooting zombies over and over, without ever bothering to take cover or reload, and you’ve essentially seen this film. … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 5 kabooms, action, movie, science fiction
Tagged action chick, Albert wesker, Alice, Barry, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, Master of unlocking, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, movie, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Retribution, Troy and Abed, umbrella
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Review: Blood and Bone (2009)!
Knuckle up for some underground martial arts fighting! Blood and Bone stars Michael Jai White (MJW) as a martial artist so badass he barely has to speak- his swagger and skills do all the talking. Bone (Michael Jai White) has … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Blood and Bone, Bob Sapp, Conan the Barbarian, Eammon Walker, Ernest "The Cat" Miller, Gina Carano, Kimbo Slice, martial artists, Matt Mullins, Maurice Smith, Michael Jai White, Mortal Kombat, movie, The Scorpion King 3, The Wrestler
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The Expendables 2: This Time It’s Better!
Expendables 2 accomplished everything the first Expendables set out to do but didn’t. Being the avid action fan that I am, I loved the first film, overall, despite its flaws. Now we have a sequel that flies higher and explodes … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action chick, action film, Action Flick Chick, Andgelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Dolph Lundgren, Donnie Yen, Expendables 2, Expendables 3, female expendables, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Hemsworth, Michael Jai White, Michelle Rodriquez, Milla Jovovich, movie, Nan Yu, Randy Couture, sequel, Slyvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Rock, Tony Jaa, Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes
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5 Throat Rips That Will Leave You Speechless!
Action Flick Chick Twitter Action movies will often feature explosions, car chases, and hand to hand combat, but not all of them delve into the brutality of having the hero rip someone’s throat out. A hero has to have a … Continue reading
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Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, action movie, Blade Wesley Snipes, Casey Ryback, Dalton, Game of Thrones, India Eisley, Kate Beckinsale, Khal Drogo, Patrick Swayze, Rambo, Road House, SEAL, Steven Seagal, Sylvester Stallone, throat rips, Under Siege, Underworld Awakening, vampire
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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading