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Veronica Mars: The Movie: The Review
What an age we live in! Beloved cult show (and one of my all-time fave series) Veronica Mars has returned— and it’s on the big screen! For the two of you who don’t know, Veronica Mars’ new found glory is … Continue reading
Review: Devil’s Due- Due Not See This Movie
Being pregnant seems like it sucks… doubly so if your baby is the antichrist. With Devil’s Due, we have another “horror” film using a mixture of hand held footage and stationary surveillance footage so that at least the film doesn’t make you … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Devil's Due, horror, movie
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Review: Lone Survivor (2013)
Lone Survivor– the title alone should tell you that this isn’t going to be the most upbeat, happy-go-lucky film. It also sorta-kinda spoils the end (although it does leave the question as to who the lone survivor is), but even … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Lone Survivor, Mark Wahlberg, movie, Operation Red Wings, Peter Berg, review
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AFC Classic: Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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AFC Classic: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol!
I hope Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) has good car insurance because he’s going to need all the help he can get after Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol. Seems like every time the dude steps foot in a car it wrecks and/or … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged AFC Classic, Mission: Impossible-Ghost Protocol, movie reviews, Tom Cruise
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Review: The Grandmaster
It should come as no surprise to anyone who has read my reviews that I’m not a huge artsy-fartsy movie fan. I can appreciate the hard work that goes into creating a very stylized film, and do, on occasion, watch … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Ip Man, Kar Wai Wong, martial arts, movie, The Grandmaster, Tony Leung, Wing Chun, Ziyi Zhang
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Review: Riddick- Is it Riddick-iculous?
Vin Diesel reprises his role as the anti-hero nobody can seem to catch in Riddick. After a very brief reminder of what happened at the end of the last film, The Chronicles of Riddick, the audience is given a puny … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Furyan, Katee Sackhoff, movie, Necromonger, review, Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick, Vin Diesel
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Review: You’re Next (2013)
When it comes to psychopathic murderers, having them tell you “you’re next” is a very bad thing. Whatever they have planned for you rarely involves petting puppies, but it’s hard to GTFO when these same psychos have booby-trapped your escape … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, competent heroine, horror, movie, review, Sharni Vinson, You're Next
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