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Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!
Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, comedy, holiday, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alex Hassell, Alexander Elliot, Alexis Louder, Beverly D'Angelo, Christmas, David Harbour, Die Hard Christmas, Edi Patterson, Hellboy, horror, It's a Wonderful Life, John Leguizamo, Josh Miller, Leah Brady, Lightstone family, movie, Pat Casey, R-rated, Santa Claus, Scrooge, Skull Crusher, Tommy Wirkola, violence, Violent Night, Violent Night explained, Violent Night review, Violent Night spoilers, White Christmas
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Prey (2022): A Feast for the Action Movie Predators
It’s time for humans to play prey to another Predator! This time there isn’t a Schwarzenegger to save the day as Prey (2022) is set about 300 years ago before any other Predator film. Our protagonist, Naru (Amber Midthunder) is … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amber Midthunder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Comanche, Dakota Beavers, Dane DeLiegro, Dutch, Hulu, movie, Naru, Predator, Prey, prey ending explained, Prey review, Prey spoilers, Taabe, violence
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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review- Blood Pumping, Brain Dead Action
When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading
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Tagged Alice, Capcom, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil Movies, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Wesker
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AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Du, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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AFC Classic: The Last Stand Review- Is This Arnold’s Last Stand as Leading Man?
Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily … Continue reading
AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review
When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action
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AFC Classic: Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
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Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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