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Category Archives: 3.5 kabooms
Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoiler Free!)
Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breasts, Chris Hardwick, Danielle Harris, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dr. Loomis, Final Girl, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, kill, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, slasher, spoiler, spoiler free, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man
I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition Man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, 3.5 kabooms, action, chick flick, comedy, PG-13, R-rated
Tagged Alex Breckenridge, Amanda Bynes, Andy Fickman, Beetlejuice, Benjamin Bratt, Channing Tatum, Daniel Waters, David Cross, Demolition Man, Dennis Leary, DreamWorks SKG, Ewan Leslie, Glenn Shadix, Hairspray, Jack Black, Jack Leslie, Julie Hagerty, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Laura Ramsey, Marco Brambilla, Nigel Hawthorne, Peter M. Lenkov, PG-13, R-rated, Rob Schneider, Robert Hoffman, Robert Reneau, Sandra Bullock, She's the Man, Sylvester Stallone, Versus, Vinnie Jones, Warner Bros. Pictures, Wesley Snipes, William Shakespeare
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Resident Evil (2002)
You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine's Day, Zane Smith
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
It’s Christmas time again which means that John McClane is killing terrorists again. It must be an annual event now, a family tradition in the grandest sense. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bonnie Bedelia, Bruce Willis, Christmas, Dennis Franz, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Doug Richardson, gore, John Leguizamo, John McClane, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Robert Patrick, Steven E. de Souza, thriller, violence, Walter Wager
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Cloverfield (2008)
It’s a good movie overall, great for a scary movie night. The lesson that can be learned here is to never live in New York. Crap always goes down in New York first. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, Cloverfield, Drew Goddard, explosion, giant monster, horror, J.J. Abrams, Jessica Lucas, Lady Liberty, Lizzy Caplan, Matt Reeves, Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, monster, New York, Odette Yustman, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, science fiction, suspense, T.J. Miller, terror, thriller, violence
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