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Review: Immortals (2011)!
Would being immortal be a blessing or a curse? This is where I would usually say watch Immortals to find out, but no character in the film is actually immortal, so I guess you’ll have to speculate and imagine an … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Empirus Bow, Henry Cavill, immortality, Immortals, King Hyperion, Luke Evans, Mickey Rourke, nihilism, theism, Theseus, Titans, Zeus
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Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)
A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and … Continue reading
Ironclad (2011): Medieval Blood and Guts!
A pig’s fat, when burned, can produce the hottest fire of fires…at least the hottest fire you’ll find in medieval times. So if you need to collapse a castle full of people, zombies, or vampires, just dig a tunnel underneath … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, convention, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Actionfest, blood and guts, England, Ironclad, James Purefoy, King John, Magna Carta, medieval times, Paul Giamatti, Rochester castle, Rocket Llama world headquarters, Vampires, zombies
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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!
You know a movie is weird when the reel gets messed up and starts playing upside down and backwards, but everyone thinks it’s just part of the film! That’s exactly what happened at ActionFest during the first screening of Hobo … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, convention, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Actionfest, Brian Downey, crime boss, Drake, Everwood, exploitation film, gore, Gregory, Grindhouse, Hobo With a Shotgun, Hope Town, horror, Ivan, Machete, Molly Dunsworth, Nick Bateman, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, Rutger Hauer, shotgun, Slick
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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!
Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, family, movie, PG-13, superhero
Tagged 2D, 3-D, 3D, Action Flick Chick, Black Beauty, Blue Wombat, Britt Reid, Bruce Lee, Chudnofsky, David Harbour, Dynamic Duo, Jay Chou, Kato, Mythbusters, Scanlon, Seth Rogen, The Green Hornet, TV show
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Season of the Witch (2011): Fast Paced Fantasy Fun
The first weekend in January is often seen as the weakest weekend for opening films just because you still have the “amazing” end of year films in theater and a lot of people are looking to either save money after … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, fantasy, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Behmen, Bruce Lee, Claire Foy, Demons, fantasy, Felson, monastery, Nicolas Cage, review, Rocket Llama, Ron Perlman, Season of the Witch, witch trials, witches
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RED (2010)
55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, PG-13
Tagged Action Flick Chick, action rom com, badass, Brian Cox, Bruce Willis, CIA, comic book, elderly, explosions, extremely dangerous, Helen Mirren, John Malkcovich, Karl Urban, machine guns, Mary-Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman, pension checks, RED, retired, retired extremely dangerous, rocket launcher, Rocket Llama, San Diego Comic Con 2010, Spoilers
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